I brought a non spilling coffee container this time, Average surface temperature 32 degrees, Odin don’t care about no stinking water temperature, actually Odin don’t care about a lot of stuff, which makes him a happy dog. Sipping coffee since Odin is busy I’ll share the tale of the Christmas ship
ROUSE Simmons
Looking at a picture while sipping a coffee
the War isn’t John, one just needs to look at the Abomination in lansing
still dealing with the family of Cain
John was a little out there, the Man could make music, she did like this song
Just inside the relics room under some stuff, lots of stuff, found a waffle iron, 1930’s maybe. The female end was rather wowed out, why kamalaaaaa the brainless came to mind, don’t know, but she did.
Was sipping a coffee outside by the lake, well I was trying to, Odin had other ideas such as ” that human, looks like a chew toy to me.
Odin would have a good Marine, he’s got a switch, he’s either on or off. Rather protective to. With my coffee mostly down the front me, I was wondering if Odin likes waffles, because I do. Odin get in the truck, don’t bust my window I’ll it roll it down.
For a waffle iron of it’s age, best find a second store, there’s one down the road that way, which is no small jaunt. It’s then the Flashback happened not my fault mind you. Me and the Dan-knee were redoing some flor standing Avent speakers, needed some cross-overs. Went to Radio junk, found the place butthole to bellybutton, strangers mind you, packed in there like sardines. Dan-knee let’s go. Took a few days but I found the solution, called Dan-knee, let’s go the Radio Junk. Dan-knee was first to suffer my solution, not long after over the loudspeaker of that mall, ” please evacuate the stores, someone lit a stinkbpmb”. No, not even close. Being rather decent at chemistry, if you ever want elbow room while shopping, this is what ya do. Get 8 sandy cookies, cheaper the better, wash them down with a V-8 cocktail, wait for 2 hours, give the emzines in your belly time to do thier thing, change those ingredients into the most obnoxious gas any human body can produce, the isle you wish to traverse will be smooth sailing for your shopping pleasure. Toldja, I like chemistry :). Having a Odin works just as well. Some Woman turned the corner and say ” Eh!, does the dog bite?”. I looked at her, he ain’t bite me!, Stood there with the ole hands on hips look, as if that’s somme of sign of displeasure.
Long story short, Odin does like waffles with syrup, after 15, he was wanting more
That cookbook with the dreaded yellow fruit, it’s just a cookbook right, not really. Was a time when people to America to better themselves, add to the fabric of something special. Even back then, when people came, they also brought their ways, thier customs, remembering who they were, their bloodlines. Much the same today with a exception
no assimilation.
One could see that picture as ” by design” manufactured hatred for all things America.
It’s Christmas, not all Christmas stories are good stories. The back story people can look up and find manufactured hate. Could be one reason why yoopers see things a little different. Everyone has heard the term ” never yell FIRE! in a crowded theatre.
Life goes on
Land & Weather (snow)
when that’s all there is, people tend find way to survive and for most part, get along.
This could be a rant, I self medicated this Am, maybe it’s just me giving a piece of my mind, as in “Hear ye hear ye! Southern people you say ” burning my biscuits” sounds Southern. Cowboys say stuff like ” burr in the saddle”. Stuff you don’t put with, we yoopers do constantly.
Here’s something to ponder, who’s more important, city poor or country poor, no need to answer that, this explains it perfectly :
The UpperPeninsula contains 29% of the land area of Michigan but only 3% of the population. Wanna talk about your vote counting about anything like a limited wolf hunt? I didn’t so. There’s nothing natural below bridge, want an example, sure you do:
the demoncrats has a Christmas party, first thing you should think of is, what the hell are the demoncrats having a Christmas party, Godless bastards. Well the answer is easy, it’s the budget man , they don’t spend this year’s budget, next years will be cut. spend spend send. What’s demoncrat Christmas party without fighting, shame they didn’t use union thug pipe on each other G’damnit. Round we do things a little different. Keep in mind no one is rich, but we do have a solution:
And because we’re so much nicer than them g’damn trolls, I’ll share a recipe donated by Hoolie!
An opportunity has presented itself, I on that like stink on pond. The owner of ODIN says he needs a safe haven for a few days of Odin, whatever virus that’s been hurting/killing the dogs across the country, where they normally kennel Odin, 5 cases have been detected there. I told’em, so if I understand correctly, I’m plan B, never Plan A, that about right? ” ahh yeah”. Well, least I made your itinerary. This is really about the ratdog, thinking he’s got some form of PTSD. This is a good representation of him before:
a happy dog
Now he just mopes around, no toy interest, nothin besides whinning. still looking for her, ” dog, you gotta let her go man, gotta let her go”. If people say they don’t talk to thier animals, they are lairs of the lowest form.Never been in this situation before with animal, it’s an odd thing. Motor Mike, yeah, Motor Mike, rides a nice dresser, she met him at a rummage some years ago, been friends ever since. A foot note of sorts, she never had problems from anyone on the street, being an antique with a little dog, some have problems with crime and stupid shit, she never did, I suppose seeing 6 or 10 motorcycles in the drive was a great deterrent. anyways, Motor Mike offered to take ratdog after her passing, thanks man but he’s mine now. Called him up explained the situation, without hesitation, ” ohh hell yeah” Maybe getting away from me for few days he’ll be back to his normal, kinda like this
A minder for humankind, it’s that of year
Now about the ODIN!, his face with be looking as this if I try putting Christmas ears on him, first he’ll be like the Hell you say. then commence to eat them.
Odin likes the woods, what I won’t do is chase his down sounding like this
Just honk the truck horn, he’ll come running, he doesn’t like to left alone. His nickname is Big dummy 🙂
Odin don’t mind firearms,
a partridge in a pear tree eh, I got your partridge here!
Was outside moving snow when BP stopped over. He lives down the road some that way, waves hand. Told him, let’s go in for a coffee, it’s a little windy out here.
Said his wife of 40 some years told him to bring me some music knowing I like music (I do have limits). Thinking she does to. BP, where you learn the guitar?. ” “I picked it up while in the Army”. I didn’t say anything, was probably thinking the same thing his wifey had thought.
“somethings shouldn’t be picked up”.
I just looked at him… ” well, you going to play it”, hairy eyeball to hairy eyeball. Well it is Christmas time, and I don’t see you often, ok, I’ll play it.
” There are 27 songs on there for you, Merry Christmas Chance” Thanks BP, thank you much. Him being Swede, I should engage some Nordic lingo.
Repay laughter with more laughter.
Be your friend’s true friend
Return gift with gift
BP, here, take it this, it’s Buffalo trail balogna, smoked
Chance!, you’re the greatest
I know I know
Off he went, I needed some music to cleanse my ears from BP’s offering of friendship
Footnote of sorts
I probably would have made a good Viking, the Berserker type, wasn’t in the cards
That’s proof right there, I have manners and I use them from time to time. I was going label this offering Boobs are magical, I used manners instead but, we all know it’s true. Ohh I suppose you’re curious about the badgerhead, I was measuring the ratdog head, pay no mind to it.
Something Rob Roy spoke about had came to mind
“Never mistreat a Woman or stand by and watch another do so”
Women can do something we mere mortal Men cannot, bring forth Life. Sure, they can carry those bags food without help, Respect demands that’s not gonna happen.
Rob Roy never met Moldy Locks, for if he did, he may have added an exception
Had this guy over lloking at stuff, he made a commment ” everything with boobs sells really fast” I just looked at him and said ” pervert”, we both kinda laughed. Why? well, because boobs are magical. The coffee mug don’t have a price so don’t think about bucko.
Now ladies, don’t start in with the thinking, you men are just pigs, nothing wrong with my eyes, don’t even wear glasses, I can clearly see those are Women on those ashtrays, probably Women just having fun and getting paid for it. Somethings things never change, Women today still like having fun and probably getting paid for it.
All fun and games set aside, in today’s world, it’s good to the Ladies exercising the 2nd Attendant, looking damn good to while doing it. Our resident gun guy would know more about the number of Women approaching the gun counter. Ashtrays or firearms, “anything with boobs sells”. Don’t know if you know this, so I’ll tell ya
Chicklets, strange, I got the taste of chicklets in my mouth, haven’t had any of those for years. Told the ratdog, we’re going home at noon, had enough. I swear that woman through nothing out, nothing. Here’s a 2-fer for ya, smiling sorta while sayin fuck!. I’ll be the first to say my typing skills sucks, I was never a typist. Small keys and big fingers are not a good match, normally I say fuck it, it’s amazing how that word can fit many different situations. Where was I, ohh yeah talking skills, one of her favorite skills was bringing her some sort of home work, she didn’t use a red marker for stuff that was wrong, ohh no, she had a pencil, she’d stab everything that was wrong. ” FIX IT”. Was a time long ago, was told “return addresses, inside only”. Reading some old correspondence, wasn’t so much what I wrote, I was looking at, I was looking at my penmanship with proper punctuation mind you.
Robin Williams, the world could use more Robin Williams
Sipping coffee out here looking at Mike with the RAT LYIN RYAN
We really do have much in common, we’ve all lost family and friends, be them on 2 legs or four. Had to let something go like a car/ maybe bike, or even a girl of the dreams. Whatever the reason for lost, sipping coffee, thinking what I miss the most?
Trust
Not being the best with words is just one reason America don’t want me in charge I’ll stand aside and let Steve speak
On his Thursday War Room program, Bannon said he would not accept excuses after Republicans helped to pass the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA).
“If you had the stones and the balls, you could shut this thing down right now. The NDAA just passed. It just passed,” Bannon griped. “This is Mike Johnson, and don’t tell me you’re a Christian. I don’t want to hear you’re Christian. Don’t wear your faith. Don’t give me the Bible.”
“I don’t want to hear more Bible verses when you’ve allowed the transgender, you’ve allowed all that garbage, all that demonic trash throughout the defense budget,” he continued. “So don’t give me the biblical worldview.”
Bannon added: “I saw it in the NDAA. Your biblical worldview is manifested there. So don’t do another prayer group. I don’t need [that]. What I need is Christians at the ramparts prepared to stand in the breach and what we call the gap.”
If I was to meet up with Clay Higgins, I advise him to keep an eye on Mike
maybe he’s really a Loki
Peyton’s brow, we all should be sporting the Peyton brow
People may think I’m out there, well theye’d be right, just not as they think.
When one see’s more trees and water, one tends to think different, not wrong just different, what I like best out here besides the elbow room, there’s no people. When push comes to shove, they’ll have to drone my ass outta here. I get this call from a guy I may have met some years ago, he was a Nam Vet/ Rep. Said him and his daughter was in Montana not long ago, got an Elk, wants two vests made with sheep lining. Said it would be a while, like 17 months before the tannery can get to it.
Chew on this:
15-20 square feet
A well-tanned elkhide should be tanned with a professional tannery. These tanneries will generally charge by the square foot, and an elkhide will cost around $10.00 to $20.00 per square foot. This price is standard amongst most tanneries. Then he says I’m hoping for two vests. With that much hide, I should’nt have a problem. ” We both are rather large “. He mentioned thier sizes. Talked of his daily routine of the jym and portion control. Asked him, What happened man? ” don’t know, just fell in love with food” Sounds like you’re working the problem proper, don’t quit don’t ever quit I told him, get outside, stay outside. (damn, I sound like ma LOL). He’ll stop by on the weekend talk stuff.
Making things from cows and other assorted woodland critters I find relaxing, been told I’m a bit high-strung, Wrong!, I’m wired right tight. The VA doc just looked at me said nothing…
Anyways couple of months ago I made harness for a dog. with pretty do-dads, looks pretty good on the Airdale snickerdoodle freaky looking dog. I know her dad, his response is always the same, when you see him, call him Einstein for he looks just like Einstien, his standard reply is fuck you and keep walking to his office, daughter works the front counter with the dog. So I get phone call, check your email I sent you a picture I want you make for me. Sipping coffee I was while thinking, well doing the measurements they will take a little time. 🙂
Eh! don’t blame me, she a paying customer
I’ll get another picture of the dog with the harness, so you know I’m not bullshitting ya. I probably shouldn’t share such things, sips coffee, yeah well there’s a lotta things we shouldn’t do amIright
