Military Veterans and Patriots

Author: Chance

  • Forgive me Lord

    Forgive me Lord

    That’s proof right there, I have manners and I use them from time to time. I was going label this offering Boobs are magical, I used manners instead but, we all know it’s true. Ohh I suppose you’re curious about the badgerhead, I was measuring the ratdog head, pay no mind to it.

    Something Rob Roy spoke about had came to mind

    “Never mistreat a Woman or stand by and watch another do so”

    Women can do something we mere mortal Men cannot, bring forth Life. Sure, they can carry those bags food without help, Respect demands that’s not gonna happen.

    Rob Roy never met Moldy Locks, for if he did, he may have added an exception

    Had this guy over lloking at stuff, he made a commment ” everything with boobs sells really fast” I just looked at him and said ” pervert”, we both kinda laughed. Why? well, because boobs are magical. The coffee mug don’t have a price so don’t think about bucko.

    Now ladies, don’t start in with the thinking, you men are just pigs, nothing wrong with my eyes, don’t even wear glasses, I can clearly see those are Women on those ashtrays, probably Women just having fun and getting paid for it. Somethings things never change, Women today still like having fun and probably getting paid for it.

    All fun and games set aside, in today’s world, it’s good to the Ladies exercising the 2nd Attendant, looking damn good to while doing it. Our resident gun guy would know more about the number of Women approaching the gun counter. Ashtrays or firearms, “anything with boobs sells”. Don’t know if you know this, so I’ll tell ya

    Women came from our rib

    translation:

    Don’t walk in front of me

    Don’t walk behind me the proper

    place is at the side of me

    Whoever did this is going Hell

    I’m just the messenger 🙂

  • SMYD

    SMYD

    Chicklets, strange, I got the taste of chicklets in my mouth, haven’t had any of those for years. Told the ratdog, we’re going home at noon, had enough. I swear that woman through nothing out, nothing. Here’s a 2-fer for ya, smiling sorta while sayin fuck!. I’ll be the first to say my typing skills sucks, I was never a typist. Small keys and big fingers are not a good match, normally I say fuck it, it’s amazing how that word can fit many different situations. Where was I, ohh yeah talking skills, one of her favorite skills was bringing her some sort of home work, she didn’t use a red marker for stuff that was wrong, ohh no, she had a pencil, she’d stab everything that was wrong. ” FIX IT”. Was a time long ago, was told “return addresses, inside only”. Reading some old correspondence, wasn’t so much what I wrote, I was looking at, I was looking at my penmanship with proper punctuation mind you.

    Robin Williams, the world could use more Robin Williams

    this is funny shit right there ratdog

  • Mike Mike Mike, have you never heard the Truism

    Mike Mike Mike, have you never heard the Truism

    “You are the company you keep”

    Sipping coffee out here looking at Mike with the RAT LYIN RYAN

    We really do have much in common, we’ve all lost family and friends, be them on 2 legs or four. Had to let something go like a car/ maybe bike, or even a girl of the dreams. Whatever the reason for lost, sipping coffee, thinking what I miss the most?

    Trust

    Not being the best with words is just one reason America don’t want me in charge I’ll stand aside and let Steve speak

    On his Thursday War Room program, Bannon said he would not accept excuses after Republicans helped to pass the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA).

    “If you had the stones and the balls, you could shut this thing down right now. The NDAA just passed. It just passed,” Bannon griped. “This is Mike Johnson, and don’t tell me you’re a Christian. I don’t want to hear you’re Christian. Don’t wear your faith. Don’t give me the Bible.”

    “I don’t want to hear more Bible verses when you’ve allowed the transgender, you’ve allowed all that garbage, all that demonic trash throughout the defense budget,” he continued. “So don’t give me the biblical worldview.”

    Bannon added: “I saw it in the NDAA. Your biblical worldview is manifested there. So don’t do another prayer group. I don’t need [that]. What I need is Christians at the ramparts prepared to stand in the breach and what we call the gap.”

    If I was to meet up with Clay Higgins, I advise him to keep an eye on Mike

    maybe he’s really a Loki

    Peyton’s brow, we all should be sporting the Peyton brow

  • We’ll talk about it over a coffee

    We’ll talk about it over a coffee

    People may think I’m out there, well theye’d be right, just not as they think.

    When one see’s more trees and water, one tends to think different, not wrong just different, what I like best out here besides the elbow room, there’s no people. When push comes to shove, they’ll have to drone my ass outta here. I get this call from a guy I may have met some years ago, he was a Nam Vet/ Rep. Said him and his daughter was in Montana not long ago, got an Elk, wants two vests made with sheep lining. Said it would be a while, like 17 months before the tannery can get to it.

    Chew on this:

    15-20 square feet

    A well-tanned elk hide should be tanned with a professional tannery. These tanneries will generally charge by the square foot, and an elk hide will cost around $10.00 to $20.00 per square foot. This price is standard amongst most tanneries. Then he says I’m hoping for two vests. With that much hide, I should’nt have a problem. ” We both are rather large “. He mentioned thier sizes. Talked of his daily routine of the jym and portion control. Asked him, What happened man? ” don’t know, just fell in love with food” Sounds like you’re working the problem proper, don’t quit don’t ever quit I told him, get outside, stay outside. (damn, I sound like ma LOL). He’ll stop by on the weekend talk stuff.

    Making things from cows and other assorted woodland critters I find relaxing, been told I’m a bit high-strung, Wrong!, I’m wired right tight. The VA doc just looked at me said nothing…

    Anyways couple of months ago I made harness for a dog. with pretty do-dads, looks pretty good on the Airdale snickerdoodle freaky looking dog. I know her dad, his response is always the same, when you see him, call him Einstein for he looks just like Einstien, his standard reply is fuck you and keep walking to his office, daughter works the front counter with the dog. So I get phone call, check your email I sent you a picture I want you make for me. Sipping coffee I was while thinking, well doing the measurements they will take a little time. 🙂

    Eh! don’t blame me, she a paying customer

    I’ll get another picture of the dog with the harness, so you know I’m not bullshitting ya. I probably shouldn’t share such things, sips coffee, yeah well there’s a lotta things we shouldn’t do amIright

  • Cow Rasins

    Cow Rasins

    Sips coffee, doing these postings, I’m doin a great service as in sharing stuff, like wisdom and keen insight, among other stuff. Manly, keeping everyone grounded in reality. Some reality for ya. Opposums are nocturnal, sneaky bastards for short.

    Some stuff worth knowing

    EPM:

    EPM is a disease that affects the brain and spinal cord. It’s caused by the microbe, Sarcocystis neurona, commonly found in the opossum.  Horses that come in contact with infected opossum feces can develop neurologic disease, it is a serious disease that some horses may not survive even with treatment.

    Them bastards can get up to 11 to 13 pounders. Who you gonna call, me, or some whine-ass bleating ECO-cultist from the Sierra club. Look up what those scumbags wanna do, nothing good that for sure, rent OUR lands to 3rd party assholes, as in sure, you can go in 50 miles, spend an hour then turn around and leave. no hiking, no camping, no fishing, hunting or trapping… nothing, you filthly peasants. If a child or a dog gets close to one, and it feels cornered, keep in mind their teeth are like needles, they will get very aggressive. With winter here and ratdog having been cleaned up, I figured it’s about time I start in on his winter coat. Ever try to measure a dog that can smell cow rasins, I’m here to tell ya, it’s not easy. What the hell is a cow rasin? (not from around here are ya). Well, a grape that’s been dried & wilted looking has become a rasin, no so different than a slab of cow, deer, elk, bear and a few other assorted critters. One big difference between a grape and a cow, grapes don’t get smoked!

    That opposum isn’t playing dead, it is dead, thinking I’ll have to widen the eye holes some for the ratdog. Some batting, some velcro, might add some doo-dads, this isn’t a project that calls for thing-ma-jigs. He’s looking happy like gnawing on a cow rasin for breakfast, he’s learning, it’ll be ok, just different

  • The Sabbeth eh… Mark 2:27

    The Sabbeth eh… Mark 2:27

    As she said many times ” I’ll get plenty of rest in my grave you and brothers will drive me to an early one G’damnit” Yeah, said more than a few times, cars and motorcycles probably get any mother talking like that. If something needed to done and it being Sunday, that was small matter in her book. Only time this fella come meet up at the house today, early mind you, not before coffee, I told him that over phone, nothing before coffee. So anyways, this guy shows up from a Historical society down the road some, tha way. She left my a list, believe you me, you had nothing to do and she found out, ohh there’s always something to do, list in hand. She wanted some item donated to the Army section of the joint, Grandpa’s Bible from WW1 some other items of his. ” The dog drinks coffee?”. Every G’damn day, what of it. He said nothing.

    Kindness Break:

    Look man if you have vagans for neighbors feed the kid(s) some Bacon through the mail slot

    Friendships are made in such ways,

    Now, not having a teevee, doesn’t mean I don’t know about the Army/Navy game, inserts some stuff you may not know then question, Marine Corps doesn’t have a football team, good time to ask why not? A little something I had read, worth passing on

    Thinking about my Grandpa today.

    Grandpa was on The USS Texas in WWII and the Army for Korea, he would retire from the Army. I asked him one time who he was pulling for during the Army Navy game, he just said “The winner.” He passed in June 2006, just days before his birthday, 14 June, the U.S. Army’s birthday, I was in Iraq. In honor of Grandpa,

    I’m pulling for the winner.

    That’s some Sage wisdom right there

    Go ahead ask any Grampa you know, he’ll tell straight away,

    He’s a proud citizen of TingoTangoMango

    You cannot convince him otherwise

    A coffee would be good right about now, a Mr. Coffee

  • I can see both sides of the conversation

    I can see both sides of the conversation

    Having some unpleasant business to deal with today, that I don’t want to do, I’ll do it just to get it over with G’damnit.

    The Marine Corps version of what I just said, goes like this:

    EMBRACE THE SUCK

    It’s gotta be something in the cement, wthell is wrong with people

    no need to answer that

    Normally if I call someone and I get an answering machine, I just hang up call later, people I know calls back and say ” I heard the click, so I knew it was you, what ya want”. Not this time, Called my niece, let her know her Grandmother has left something for her, and for her only, call. She called last night ” Sorry Uncle I missed your call I was bow hunting” Well that caused a smile with a thought” well done brother”. In many ways she reminds me of lil sis, not afraid to get her hands dirty, probably some sort of Hand-me-down item.

    Hold on, Ratdog needs to make his bladder gladder, one to many coffees I figure.

    Ohh yeah, about that conversation, not my fault it won’t post soooo…

    Some music

  • A December journal entry

    A December journal entry

    Thomas, I’ve always liked Thomas, he has always been wise beyond his years.

    Having a coffee with the Ratdog

    I was explaining stuff, such as, how I deal with scumbags of the woods.

    As in this example:

    But as I told Ratdog, don’t worry about it’s entrails, the clean up crew Heckle & Jeckel will take care them, eh! crows gotta too yaknow. That option is off the table, I’ll work the problem, meanwhile some stuff you may find useful. Have carpet crawlers? maybe curtain climbers, kids for short. Christmas is about the kids, here’s an idea for ya.

    How to get a Christmas postmark:

    • Fill out your holiday cards and place them in sealed envelopes.
    • Address the envelopes as you normally would with names and destinations.
    • Place a postage stamp on each card to be postmarked.
    • Put all of the self-addressed, pre-stamped cards inside of a box or mailing envelope, and send to: US Post Office, 220 Elm Avenue, Munising, MI 49862.
    • Once received, the post office will postmark your holiday cards and send them off to their recipients.
    • Tip: Don’t forget to address one of the cards to yourself, if you want to see what the postmark looks like. That way, one of your cards gets mailed back to you from Christmas, Michigan.

    A side helping of history concerning Christmas

    Keeping Christ in Christmas:

    Ole Ratdog musta watched some teevee in his day, he sat and watched this, looked then went and laid down

    Musta tired him out

  • Much Appreciated

    Much Appreciated

    Old Pete stopped by, instead of saying holyshit try holdatit eh! Ratdog came to life, holdatit! Ole Pete was here when she got the rescue, took right to Pete, he seen Pete and his spirit soared. Thanks Pete, now, pouring a coffee, ” where ya been yabastard”?. Chance, it’s odd having nothing to do to, she always something for me to do. ” Pete, I don’t wanna know”. I’ve shared Pete before, he’s full Italian, who speaks perfect Finnish, cannot help but laugh when he fired up. Asked so um Pete, where you meet my mother, ” ohh… I was the Legion with a buddy having a few beers when some Women came in for the dance they were having, buddy elbowed me, go asked them for a dance” I can’t dance you fool, you go asked them”. After 2 more beers I will, and he did. He came back saying, ok your turn, Pete said finished his beer and went over. Long story short, ma gave him her phone number, Pete said it took almost a month to get up courage to call. Found out later it made her mad, giving her phone to someone and not having them call. Well he called took her all over the place, among other things. Then he says ” she couldn’t wait, started right on me chewing my ass”. Where were ya Pete? I was in jail for a DWI she paid 100.00 to bail me out chewing my ass in front the cops”. ” I can’t go dancing with you sitting jail for Christ’s sake”. He got another coffee and says, I never knew she hunted, Pete said he didn’t grow up with firearms, she went into another room as he followed and said ” these were your husbands”?. No!, these mine, as Pete said ” Jesus Christ”. She took him rabbit hunting, found out, Pete don’t like hunting.

    What is Pete good at beside drinking beer and sitting jail while he’s not dancing

    ? He makes an excellent “Coo-da-gee”.

    When he left, Ratdog stayed by door wagging his tail, waiting for his friend to return, he said would, Pete is a Man of his word

  • Ok, she’s mad

    Ok, she’s mad

    Yeah yeah yea, all my fault

    Had a cousin come up for the funeral, she has a African grey parrot named Rodger. For a birdbrain he’s ok, asked to watch it for a couple of hours while she went around shopping for stuff, ” sure I’ll watch it”. She didn’t say how to watch it, when askin me to do stuff, always keep this word in mind…

    Parameters

    For 3 hours with him in cage, sat him in front of the you boob while I tended to things. Called me up yesterday still complaining about Rodger. Seems everyone now is a fucker Told her i wasn’t no G’damn mood at the time to care about anything, but you being cousin who drove 19 hours to come here, I could be nice enough to watch your stupid bird.

    Dogs, I like dogs, dryed some sweet potatoes for the ratdog, with the few teeth he’s got left, he likes them, he likes them, some Mikey reference there. Not being baker, sis was the baker, thinking even I can make this without fucking it up

    Before she hung up I told her, Via, remember this

    Iron sharpens Iron

    You cannot be sharp hanging around butter knife people