Category: DIY

  • Drink it… umm no

    Drink it… umm no

    I’d rather go full Aztec on your ass

    What’s your purpose in life, eat, drink and be merry hopefully to die fat and happy, everything else is filler and/or fluff. I do eat green stuff, just prefer them uncooked, take cabbage as an example, I like cold slaw with those Minni marshmallows, boiled dinner, not happening. The stores won’t sell American farm goods because imports are cheaper, but they will allow this crap on their shelves.

    UnReal Milk is produced using mammalian cell culture— replicating the nutrition, taste, and texture of traditional dairy. It can be processed into butter, cheese, and ice cream, offering a lower-carbon, cruelty-free alternative to conventional milk. Brown Foods claims its production method slashes carbon emissions by 82%, water use by 90%, and land use by 95%, without relying on livestock.

    I don’t wanna get to techie on ya, I can won’t

    Non fat dry milk  powder can bind water and is often used in making sausages, including fermented types. Dry milk powder contains 50% lactose (sugar) and is used in fermented sausages as a source of food for lactic acid producing bacteria. It also contains around 35% of protein, about 0.6 – 1% fat and may be considered a healthy high energy product. Dry milk powder greatly improves the taste of low fat sausages. Non fat dry milk powder is a good natural product and it does not affect the flavor of the product.

    Like the pepperoni, the tang in the meat

    I use what’s known as Encapsulated citric acid is citric acid coated with a protective layer, allowing it to remain inactive during the mixing process and only release its tangy flavor when the meat reaches a specific cooking temperature (around 135-145°F). It is commonly used in sausage making to enhance flavor and improve shelf stability by lowering the pH of the meat. Another natural item.

    “The future of food faces significant challenges,” says Sohail Gupta, Co-founder and CEO of Brown Foods, who founded the startup in 2021 alongside Bhavna Tandon, and Avhijeet Kapoor.

    “When it comes to dairy, cattle farming accounts for 30% of global methane emissions, while supply chain adulteration remains a major problem. Additionally, cattle farming depends on optimal climatic conditions, and milk production cannot be easily regulated— as seen during COVID-19, when supply chain disruptions made it impossible to simply pause milk production. UnReal Milk aims to address these challenges by providing a scalable, animal-free, and sustainable alternative, leveraging technology to offer a safer and more controllable dairy solution.”

    Not my fault, the first song that came to mind about “natural”

    Think of it this way, what were you doin in 72 besides healing up


  • Like a good neighbor eh

    Like a good neighbor eh

    A little story for ya, I had that insurance once, I was also arrested for drunk driving on a tractor, on my own G’damn property by the dnr/greenshirts, the fire break gives the dnr access, it’s still my land, I wasn’t drunk, I was having a beer, a PBR to be exact, a 12 pack missing 3 beers. I won’t go into the details of that situation. Insurance people found out, and whammo, cancelled the next day. In court, the prosecutor tried liked hell to take points. Judge asked what was I doin 10;30 at night, I was digging a hole like for a root cellar. Then I added, you’re honor, does not the law state, a tractor falls under the Implement of Husbandry? “yes” well since anyone can drive a tractor as long they can reach the pedals, no driver’s license is required, . Judge said, that’s true, looking the persecutor, looks back at me… (you can see he’s thinkin stuff), Mr.so an so, lhis is what we’re going to do, no tractor driving between the hours of 10 pm and 7am understand, Yes Sir. He left the courtroom,walking by the persecutor’s table, I smiled with added, fuckyou.

    I’ll show you a good neighbor, I call him Mr. America

    the Bald Eagle

    About that root cellar, betcha you didn’t know, John Wick to, has a root cellar

  • We have a different problem around here

    We have a different problem around here

    Sent that picture to those indoctrinated knuckleheads at the AP

    Why more frequent cold blasts could be coming from global warming

    California is what insanity looks like, fires attract looters. parasites; no other name for them. I have to keep focused, plowing is one thing, getting up on the roof is something different, one slip and that’s it, maybe someone will venture out looking for me in Spring, or what’s left after Mother nature’s takes her fair share of my hide. Snow gets heavy, roofs cave in, been like for days now, quiet snow

    Dog went out, over his head, kinda felt sorry for him having to drag his lil noogies through into the snow to do his business. I use a rope, this looks like an easy build, problem is, finding the time for the build.

    Not preparing for the Sanna Anna winds, that’s not just foolish, that’s dumb and stupid, underbrush, it’s nothing but tinder.

    Thinking if President Trump put me in charge of the Department of Education knowing I ‘ll get that shitshow squared away right away. as in,

    So, you don’t if your male eh let’s test that stinking thinking

    Now excuse me, I got snow to deal with

  • Some useful thinking

    Some useful thinking

    While at Auntie’s breakfast table my brow matched my growl

    I’m all better now

    Let’s see who’s what,

    see that glass up there

    are you optimist, it’s half full or are you a pessimist because it’s half empty

    me, I see there’s room for more G’damn beer

    If you’re the zone, be mindful of thier BS and repeat these words

    speak like a True American

    I WILL NOT COMPLY

    As of Dec. 28, a total of 16 states are testing for “very high” COVID levels:

    • Wyoming
    • New Mexico
    • South Dakota
    • Nebraska
    • Kansas
    • Minnesota
    • Iowa
    • Wisconsin
    • Michigan
    • Illinois
    • Indiana
    • Pennsylvania
    • Virginia
    • New Hampshire
    • Rhode Island
    • Maine

    An additional 12 states have “high” SARS-CoV-2 wastewater viral activity levels:

    How’s your weather, anything like dogs

    Speaking of dog..

    A city dog wants to run out the door, but a country dog stays on the porch ’cause he’s not fenced-in and the wolves, songdogs and other forest critters, dog has learnt the porch is a good place to sleep off food intake, anytime of day.

    Lookin ahead not sure how far south it’ll go , the wizzards around here is sayin

    Tuesday and Wednesday: Mostly cloudy with scattered snow; windy and cold; overnight wind chills of -25 possible 25 below is nothing to be playing in, cold kills more people than any other weather.

    Just think

    the colder the outhouse, the warmer the bed!

    Why did I share that, well if it does get below freezing where you’re at, it’s best to let your water tickle some, not much just some, it’ll stop your pipes from freezing and bursting.

    Bed related:

    If you had to take a drink for everyone you had sex with

    would you be fine, tipsy, drunk or dead

    all answers will remain confidential

    File this little story under

    What is good in life

    Some years ago and then some more, knew this lady, a fine specimen I may add, she wanted a fur bikini like Miss Welsh there, well I have to measure you ” no you don’t” both arms emptied her sleeves under her sweater, mere seconds there was a bra on the table, not sure how they do that, always fun watching, am I right fellas, you know I am. no time to be bashful. Rabbit fur inside and outside the cups, even I know a Woman has to breath, so I lined the bottom piece with some silk I seen her again the following winter, I had asked her about the fur bikini, was about 15 degrees outside, lifted up shirt, ” my boobs have never been warmer, they tickle at times”, and your bottom? ” My bottom is just fine thank you and no I’m showing you”.

  • 18 days and a wakeup

    18 days and a wakeup

    Had one of those once before, thinkin most of US here have

    an old sayin may fit the situation

    fight them over there, or fight them over here

    Am I to understand the white truck was spotted by Eagle pass

    How many more are waiting in the wings

    Livelsberger and Jabbar served at the same US military base

    A lot can happen in 18 days,

    ” The future’s not set, the end is always near”

    do not fret, your congress is looking out for your best interests

    For years we were told, there’s only 11 million illegals (really, only 11million, well that’s so bad I suppose), now they say 15/20 million all wanting a better life, no… more like 50 million, not including the geta aways.

    I like gungirls

    A standard opinion shared by many Americans

    Look up how many mosques are in united states, those are not houses of worship, there are barracks, ever known the FBI to conduct a raid at one. The hoover building needs to torn down, clear to where the footings were laid, filled in with salt, make it so Kash, if you help I know a few heavy operators, one was a

    Those boys don’t fuck around, they get shit done

    Liking the ladies as I do, giving them a hardtime, always in good way, no harm ever ment, what follows is like a PSA chance style

    Always the helpful kind, I’ll pass on some healthy stuff

    Did you know that the cough drops you get at the store are made with artificial colors, flavors and sweeteners?

    Let’s make a better version at home with just 3 simple and clean ingredients

    How you can make it: 👇

    1 cup honey

    1/2 tbsp fresh ginger juice

    1/2 tsp cinnamon

    4 drops cinnamon or lemon essential oils (optional)

    Combine all ingredients and and heat until it reaches 300 degrees Fahrenheit (watch carefully).

    Let it cool for 5 minutes then either place in a mold or drop in circles on parchment paper.

    These days ladies, just a little something to keep in mind

  • Yeah, it’s balance I bring

    Yeah, it’s balance I bring

    Not sayin beer & Women are the causes and solutions to all of life’s problems, does sound accurate when you think things through,

    Some balance right here

    “It’s an edgy place. I mean, in the sense that it still hangs on out there like a rawhide flap of the old frontier, outposted from the swirl of mainstream America. The U.P. is a hard place. A person has to want to hurt a lot to live there”.
    —- John G. Mitchell, Audubon Magazine, November 1981

    “It is one of the prettiest places in the world”.
    —Henry Ford, 1920’s

    Stuff I notice that you may not When a woman climbs the so-called corporate ladder or enters the blood sport known as politics, be it how they talk or dress, they seem to lose a bit of their femineity, just look at the left, there is none to be found, ladies on the right retain their femineity at the same time it’s hardened. Was something that crossed the mind while doing a small project with a sardine can.

    See this, translate it,

    I don’t care what you do, just don’t mess up my hair, took hours and I won’t have you destroy it in mere minutes

    Stick with me, you be fine, say you out there building Stonehenge knowing they shipping your ass some place to build pyramids, come home draggin ass tired, and you see your first and best interest wearing a milkmaid dress, any lingering thoughts remaining from salt mines just evaporated.

    That dress speaks of femininity, there’s ladies on the right speakin thier minds how it’s inappropriate, no way ladies, no way, of course it’s not worn to church.

    Enter Rhett Butler logic

    you know why pretty dresses were invented, to be removed properly by one who knows how to do it right

    you understand now

    For me, all that was about the economy

    there’s steak and potatoes (good economy)

    mac & cheese (bad economy)

    piss poor craftsmanship at the tannery right here

    A whole side of a cow, not sure what they did, thinking fauci was down there experimenting, see all poc marks on the left. The one on right ain’t no better when seen up close.

    What’s the sardine can for, it’s a pattern for a hair cuff, won’t be worn at an inaugural ball, would still look nice in a Woman’s mane, a touch femineity

    See this guy, looking right at that young man (you payin attention)

    while girl is thinkin.. I want that

    Bonus stuff: Have any hardcover books on your self, what makes hard is the chipboard they use under the leather, I use chipboard, I keep it in the freezer, I don’t buy frozen pizza bacause I like frozen pizza, I buy because the box is chipboard. Not one of journo’s have been returned because it fell apart

    Used some goatskin, it’s thin stuff and very strong

    I’ll apply some gold leaf, make it look all kinds of fancy, it’ll sell, they always do

    I prefer steak and potatoes over the mac & cheese.

  • Into the Pines

    Into the Pines

    What can be said about the speaker not much, besides he’s just one of paul lyin ryan’s buttbabies. That’s enough of inside stuff, said plenty right there.

    See this, some would say something like, how about few days in an Airbnb cabin in the woods, it would be so romantical and stuff. Like a mini vacation.

    People who think like that, makes one wonder what the hell kind of life have they built that requires a vacation of it, makes zero sense

    Deeper into the Pines

    went seen a Nam vet, 65-67, I once shared a picture of his shack in the woods that he built. His favorite word to use is asshole. An example asked him once where he met wifey, ohh she was 2nd shift nurse looking after me in hospital when I got back, so you married your nurse “yeah, some asshole was going to so I decided I’ll do it first, you know Brother, you just called yourself an asshole, ” I can be”.

    Broke a binding on a snowshoe

    He used tire tubing, fashioned a new one in no time , looks likes this

    How much I owe you, ” don’t be an asshole Chance, did you bring jerky?” 2 pounds ” that’ll do”

    I’ve known him for a very long time, never known him and his lady to take a vacation… a vacation… from what, this

    Lots of hate out there, not in these woods, to busy living

  • You gonna eat that

    You gonna eat that

    Sloppy joes on on toasted garlic bread, one can use venison to make that. Was looking through a cookbook, actually lots of good recipes in it, trying to IGNORE whatever new wreck on the road will be top story today, there’s always a new wreck, never mind about the old wreck. See this, inside cover

    Maybe they waiting on congress to get blown up

    Ack! Ack!

    You wait, you’ll see a new wreck today will be top story while the drones are still flying around. They don’t know what they are, but if you shoot one, they will arrest you.

    Stuff you know

    I was walkin outback with song playin in my head, you’ve heard it before

    See his smile, I was smiling, it wasn’t me in the trap, around here, I’m at the top of the food chain

    Rabbit goes in, soon to be supper comes out, made from all scrap stuff, there’s a bonus having those, you need need to go to the store so often to buy this stuff

    Think of corn, who should get the corn, the deer, the gas tank or your table,

    that rabbit isn’t so different, who should get it, me or whatever is in the spooky woods, something will get it, might as well be me

    Is pumpkin spice season over with, that stuff will rot your gut, most health problems start because people always sticking thier dirty ass fingers in the mouth. don’t take much to spice up the coffee or any liquid.

    ole Eleanor mentioned something Marines about cleanliness

  • Ooo what’s that smell

    Ooo what’s that smell

    Sniff yourself, that’s right sniff yourself, what do you smell like, d.c smells like channel number 5, is it any wonder why they hate you, because you stink like Walmart.

    A reason to smile right here

    What follows are examples why they hate you, you dont need them in your life

    Yeah, there’s a battle out there, some see it, to many others don’t.

    Fear not

    The birth of Jesus was the beginning fearful era of satan

    and the Fearless era of Mankind

  • One day my pretty, one day

    One day my pretty, one day

    Sips coffee, WhyNot inquired about my pretty, we’ll get to that soon enough, let’s take care currents events. Does the phrase “From the halls of Montezuma”

    remind you of anything lady presidenti of Mexico

    Then there is Mark

    See this, WhyNot would know more about stuff, this sounds rather interesting, take a survey of the Western Provinces about telling Ottawa, kiss our grits castro boi, we joining the Untied States.

    That’s plenty of current events

    Tosses this in as like a reminder of sorts

    My pretty has turned into a round tuit, not my fault, couple months back, the sump pump gave out, I found the serial number, was brand new in 48, got their money out of it that’s for sure, built in Ohio, you know, the mistake by the lake. reference the Toledo strip.

    Usta to be a black and white tile dance floor,25 feet across, 60 feet deep in front the bar, all kinds of music down there, getting dressed up only to go in the basement, as a kid, was rather odd thing to watch. Water pops up tile in pieces like popcorn, lots of scrapping and haulin.

    Hauling up buckets, how many, didn’t count I was busy thinking about the Sea Tiger

    Believe you me, I have no junk in my trunks, climbing pink stairs, you can see how high the water was, those aren’t normal stair heights.

    Floor to ceiling all Christmas items, totes are waterproof, I have yet to go through items from days long ago, I did mention once… it never ends.

    Now then we’d hear the bagpipes coming from down there, well guess what, the bagpipes can still be heard over the fence at Navyman’s house. 🙂

    Now the whole world knows I own pink stairs, not my fault man, not my fault

    One day my pretty… one day…