Category: DIY

  • Quint crushed it

    Quint crushed it

    Me & Quint, much in common

    So before you say

    ” WHAT IS THAT GOD AWFUL SMELL”

    ( which I heard before )

    with added complaints concerning the stock pot

    I don’t have sharks around here, so I use what got…. deer

    but the process is the same boil & beach

    Now Quint he sold his his bones to the tourists, unlike me , I make bone wind chimes to keep them at bay ever hear

    bone wind chimes? they don’t sound whimsical at all. them soy bois hear them, they’ll be peeing thier pretty pink panties screaming something about Kansas while running away

    Found myself kinda sorta and somewhat singin a sea shantie that Quint did as I stirred the bones

    Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies
    Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
    For we’ve received orders for to sail for old England

       But we hope in a short time never to see you again
    ( I added the word NEVER )

    What does the word NEVER sound like? for that we need to go the race track

    turn it up

    I don’t know if you knew this but!

    when a pregnant Lady goes swimming she is like a human submarine for the child she is carrying

    never know what you’ll learn while hanging out with me

  • Project Farm: Best Screwdriver Set

    Project Farm: Best Screwdriver Set

    In this week’s Video, Todd tests several brands of screwdriver sets.

    Wiha, PB Swiss, Klein Tools, Vessel, Wera, Milwaukee, Felo, Channellock, Tecton, Craftsman, and Harbor Freight’s Pittsburgh phillips head screwdrivers are tested for wear resistance and grip (cam out) after installing and removing 50, 3.5 inch screws into a pressure treated 4×4 board. Slotted (flat) screwdrivers are tested for cam out, durability, and impact resistance. The handles on the screwdrivers are tested for solvent resistance.

    Todd purchases all of the items he tests and never accepts sponsorships to ensure fair and unbiased testing.

  • Now I ain’t sayin nothin about nothin I’m just sayin yaknow

    Now I ain’t sayin nothin about nothin I’m just sayin yaknow

    just off the phone with the Armydog , he started right in saying it’s all my fault

    using his words here

    “am sorer then a wedding dink”

    What the hell did I do?

    ” you an those damn peppers”

    ” she had me out there tillin up the garden in cold 48 degreee weather

    while she’s sitting lookin at catalogs and keeping an on me.”

    Don’t you blame me, you married her, this why you called to complain about your woman ?.

    “No. she really liked your Sig”

    Ohh well that’s probably my Sig is bigger than your Sig

    some more chatter

    I had enough, Dog get off my phone

    I got stuff to do I’ll see what I can do later

    Back to where I was in my thinking

    Isn’t it a great time to be alive if you love the theater of the absurd

    Here’s a scene we all know

    With a song in my head

    Dirty Deeds Done dirt cheap

    there was a scene in that film

    where the boys had to get rid of the different color of dirt

    so they had filled socks and spread it around the prison compound as not to be noticed by guards

    how could Patriots apply such a tactic?

    instead of dirt Say one got asked to leave

    business or employer who mandates the clot shot

    Ready-Crete in socks while needing to use the restroom and calmly flush

    as always wash your hands… after manners yaknow

    Here’s a speech from 1958

    I call them Commieratbastards for a reason and there it is

  • Project Farm: Tire Repair Kits

    Project Farm: Tire Repair Kits

    This week’s video from Todd Osgood and Project Farm tests tire repair kits from Slime, Westweld, Dynaplug, Grand Pitstop.

    Tire kits tested for ease of use during repair, resistance to air leaks, abrasion resistance, adhesive strength, and overall durability. Finally, 100 repairs are made to one tire and then used on a vehicle for 15 miles to see if the tire would hold up.

  • Project Farm: Spray Paint

    Project Farm: Spray Paint

    In this week’s Project Farm video, Todd tests spray paints.

    Brands Tested: Rustoleum Pro, Valspar, ColorPlace, Krylon, Sherwin Williams, Rustoleum 2X, Majic Paints and Seymour. The paints were tested on a vehicle and on metal panels and then compared for chip resistance, paint fade over an entire year, scratch resistance, and rust blocking.

    https://youtu.be/5FP70exEpQQ0

  • Project Farm: Water Filters

    Project Farm: Water Filters

    In this episode, Todd tests drinking water filters. He tests ZeroWater, PUR, Brita, Aquaphor, AquaTrue, Lifestraw, Survivor Filter Pro, Frizzlife, Sawyer, RV Filter and a homemade filter. The filters are tested for removing total dissolved solids, removing red food coloring and removing iron.

  • Project Farm: Rust Converters

    Project Farm: Rust Converters

    In today’s video, Todd tests rust converting paints.

    POR-15, Rust-oleum Rust Reformer, Eastwood, Rustoleum 2x, Permatex, VHT, Plastikote, Gemper’s, and Rust Kutter are all tested for scratch and chip resistance, adhesive strength, and rust resistance.

  • well hell

    well hell

    The other day I mentioned a little something about a new boat launch well there it is

    the weather says no fishing today boy ( well hell ) a day off from family stuff

    file the situation under some Mike Tyson lingo

    “everyone got a plan until they get punched in the mouth”

    and another thing comes to mind

    the bastards want us to wear masks made in CHINA

    to protect us from a virus made in CHINA

    so people can go buy shit from walmart

    that’s made in CHINA

    ( what the hell )

    Before I get to the reason of this post wanna know something else about CHINA

    as you know CHINA had a one child policy for many years,

    they put more value on boy babies then girl babies

    which means the natural order of things went way out of whack, say you are young horny chinaman that wants to marry, and have a family by the grace of the CHINESE government

    but you cannot find a wife… simply because she doesn’t exit so here we are, CHINA is on the march for WORLD domination using horny chinamen coming to take our apply pie

    so where does America draw the line…

    some humor there on not a very humorous situation

    moving on yet not finished with CHINA

    don’t know if you know this

    about 90% of the materials I use for leather crafting is made in America

    the dyes, the threads , oils and conditioners even the hides

    but there you have to inquire or you will get CHINA junk

    the other day I noticed my scrap pile was getting out of hand ,I better make some small stuff for control purposes

    put an edge on my skiver blade opps

    Skiving is when you want to thin leather ( well hell)

    you think that’s sharp, there’s a few I’d like to watch them run thier tongues over my kitchen knives

    America could save a bunch money without having to go to Geico

    for what I wanted that piece is trashed

    but not garbage, can still make a couple key fobs

    just respect for the animal as to not waste

    I own some stuff from Simms fishin

    ( ok more then some stuff )

    let’s do a match up of sorts

    theirs can keep a can cold …but what do you with the can while out in bush when it’s empty?

    mine can hold tinder or matches or other little things that need to stay dry or hold hot coffee or other liquids durabilty?

    mine will will be around long after I’ve gone onto other adventures

    I do have some items not made in America

    such as this Made in America stamp and I use it

    it’s made in Taiwan

    ever see the protests on Taiwan

    it’s not a Communist flag they march with

    pretty cool seeing our standard displayed in such a way

    We are the good guys

    don’t ever forget that

  • Menengaw, bringer of dreams

    Menengaw, bringer of dreams

    that’s a Pantone color swatch book, all the colors you see are really just four colors

    Red Blue Yellow Black

    mixed in different parts

    ( parts ) a unit of measure

    to attain the color one desires

    Ever watch a child spot it’s first butterfly?

    They bubble up with excitement as you smile for your part in thier excitement

    there really isn’t much difference between a month & a butterfly , the fact that in English at least, society has different words and, indeed, very different attitudes to them is largely a cultural concept rather than a scientific one.

    So there I was smiling an talking to menengaw

    Aww come on little friend

    I just cleaned that spot off and not for you

    let me guess, you are smiling right now like a child seeing it’s first butterfly

    You either smiling with me or at me

    let’s put that to the test

    When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be truth

    so which it people 🙂

    While I having a talk with the menengaw

    it’s then I realized it brought the answer I was looking for while out fishing

    I’ll have to forgo the pattern on the wallet when I use the

    Menengaw knew

    Improvise, Adapt and Overcome

    the Marine Corps ways of doing things

    He’s known by many names

    One day the Great Spirit

    took all the beautiful colors from mother nature and put into a bag

    shook it up really good when He had opened it in front of the children, colored butterflies flew out singing songs.

    The children were in awe of the butterflies but the birds were envious of their singing voices so the Great Spirit took away their ability to sing.

    I don’t know how or when Menengaw got inside here

    it crawled up on my finger took to the door

    flew off outside

    smiling at the encounter still

  • Which Roll On Bed Liner Is Best?

    Which Roll On Bed Liner Is Best?

    That’s the question Todd answers in this weeks Project Farm test video.

    Todd tests roll on bed liners from Raptor, Herculiner, Durabak, POR-15, EGC, Dupli-Color Water-Based, Dupli-Color Oil-Based, Iron Armor (Harbor Freight), Flex Seal, and Rust-Oleum. Bed liners are tested for adhesion to primed and bare steel, cold temperature impact resistance, scratch/abrasion resistance, chemical resistance to rubbing alcohol, gasoline and diesel, and ambient temperature impact resistance.