Category: This Week in Health

  • the daily dose

    the daily dose

    Having a fresh coffee, hypocrites it fits them well, personally I prefer to call them scumbags

    such a difference

    This is kinda related Pete, had this pretty nurse ask me if I wanted a covid shot

    (Picture of a pretty nurse)

    Instead of saying, come near with that, I’ll stick it in your eye, and yes I see the security dude over there, I just said no thank you mam. Then she offered a flu shot, no thank you mam, I have sauna, her face changed, with the look of “ohh yea” yeah 🙂

    which was translated: hold on Houston,

    I got some action here, bouncing off a Russian satellite.

    That covid crap needs to be done away with, make it so Pete.

    you have noticed, my cussing has been lackin of late, that’s because I haven’t seen Steve, Steve has Torrentes Maybe this guy knows Steve 🙂

    Was asked about headaches…. yeah

    Miss Bondi, she’s attractive, she also don’t play well with scumbags, only SCUMBAGS would ask such questions that were asked of her. Miss Bondi, how about investigate sexual harassment slush fund funded by taxpayers.

    Don’t know if you ever read the fine print in the Marine Corps manual, it does state, part of any Marine MOS is to give the branches a hard time just for GP. There are times when it’s needed to be said

    Well done Coasties, well done

    Those with dogs, let me ask you something, your dog ever look at you with the look of

    ” You sombitcch, you know I got no teeth”

    Yeah well, it’ll last long that way

  • the ice is back

    the ice is back

    snuck in under that little bit of lake effect

    I watched videos of Pete’s hearing, seeing two Veterans having a conversation, deadly serious stuff on the line, humor found its rightful place, talking about things that so many in the hearing have not a clue about. No need to mention names for we know who they are: Some words came to mind to match what I seen at the hearing

    we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Tim, how about you warren, you lying dog.

    You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall — you need me on that wall.

    We use words like “honor,” “code,” “loyalty.” We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.

    I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a scumbag tim who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

    While looking over my ice water mansion… 5 days

    just think people, in 5 days we’ll hear the inaugural choir

    Support yes

    frontline no

    something good out of the flames

    now excuse, I have an appointment down the road, they wanna know about my condition

    Not sure if knowing to many old songs is a good thing or not

  • Dog, I have an idea

    Dog, I have an idea

    Tossing those throw pillows Women like, they help, but not much when dog’s jaw never stops. I was thinkin about that bad habit, having a conversation with her, you were lucky to get a word in edgewise, probably something he learnt from her.

    On the way to the house stopped by to see my garden lady, not so the Armydog, I’ll tell what, when it does hit the fan, regional lingo will count, she’s been teachin me how to “properly” say boil. Armdog wasn’t sayin much while I was conversing with his wifey, as if I didn’t see the .45 on his hip, I always see the .45 on his hip.

    I’ll show you something, maybe you have smell-o-net.

    An interesting observation, the basket in that coffee pot, I didn’t use one of those filters, the holes are so small, I didn’t get any grounds in my coffee, new isn’t always better, just spend spend spend, they like that. See this: a rabbit coffee cup, chosen on purpose.

    Easter this year falls on 4/20 for those who know

    Ohh yea, my idea, was thinkin along the lines of a housewarming gift for another Man’s wifey, which still don’t mean a hill of beans to me, I have no use for it, Malania sets a beautiful table, should fit right in. Along with the electric cord, I’ll add the bestest venison stew recipe.

    I’m serious, like what the hell am I gonna do with it, might as well pass it along, it’ll be used and well cared for, that’s a 2-fer fer sure. Just to be curious, I’ll add a seperate, could you coffee pots, hell, I’ll even toss in a matching G’damn teapot.

    Between the dog and these dishes, I may soon just take upon myself to up the medication,

    this week in health, yea… my mental health

  • You gonna eat that

    You gonna eat that

    Sloppy joes on on toasted garlic bread, one can use venison to make that. Was looking through a cookbook, actually lots of good recipes in it, trying to IGNORE whatever new wreck on the road will be top story today, there’s always a new wreck, never mind about the old wreck. See this, inside cover

    Maybe they waiting on congress to get blown up

    Ack! Ack!

    You wait, you’ll see a new wreck today will be top story while the drones are still flying around. They don’t know what they are, but if you shoot one, they will arrest you.

    Stuff you know

    I was walkin outback with song playin in my head, you’ve heard it before

    See his smile, I was smiling, it wasn’t me in the trap, around here, I’m at the top of the food chain

    Rabbit goes in, soon to be supper comes out, made from all scrap stuff, there’s a bonus having those, you need need to go to the store so often to buy this stuff

    Think of corn, who should get the corn, the deer, the gas tank or your table,

    that rabbit isn’t so different, who should get it, me or whatever is in the spooky woods, something will get it, might as well be me

    Is pumpkin spice season over with, that stuff will rot your gut, most health problems start because people always sticking thier dirty ass fingers in the mouth. don’t take much to spice up the coffee or any liquid.

    ole Eleanor mentioned something Marines about cleanliness

  • Ooo what’s that smell

    Ooo what’s that smell

    Sniff yourself, that’s right sniff yourself, what do you smell like, d.c smells like channel number 5, is it any wonder why they hate you, because you stink like Walmart.

    A reason to smile right here

    What follows are examples why they hate you, you dont need them in your life

    Yeah, there’s a battle out there, some see it, to many others don’t.

    Fear not

    The birth of Jesus was the beginning fearful era of satan

    and the Fearless era of Mankind

  • Curling cups

    Curling cups

    Sips coffee, I’ll tell ya in no uncertain terms, am I blessed or what, with such a Majestic neighbor keeping an eye on things around here, yeah, I’m blessed, ok ok so I’m not the best at sharing pictures, it’s a small matter really.

    Some back story for ya, last year a cousin of mine once removed shared some of my smoker eats, I mentioned a Christian who went forth an multiplied, 9 kids, 2 teens and the rest grunyins. Being no relation, I was told ” can our uncle in the woods make some stuff for us?’. I was also told they kinda adopted me whether I want to be not.

    You like pizza, making pizza for that bunch cannot be cheap, I don’t know if you know this but;

    If you want to understand old-world pepperoni, then you have to understand exactly what pepperoni is — beyond just “spicy sausage that goes on pizza”.

    Pepperoni, both new world and old world, is a spicy sausage made from cured pork or beef. This meat is typically flavored with paprika and chilies, sliced thin, and baked on top of pizza.

    The term “old world” might conjure up images of prehistoric cavemen and dinosaur sausages, but it’s actually a fairly simple term. “The old world” basically refers to Europe, Asia, and Africa. “The new world” is considered to be the Americas, Australia, and anywhere else.

    What might surprise you is that pepperoni is actually an American food, not an Italian transplant. When the Italians came to America, they bought a lot of flavors and food with them.

    Inspired by the spicy sausages of home, Italian Americans created the uniquely delicious pepperoni, and a modern pizza classic was born.

    American pepperoni and old world pepperoni are sort of like twins. There are a lot of similarities there, and in some cases, you might have to look hard to find the differences, but they still aren’t exactly the same.

    Not store bought, lightly smoked

    I called ole Pete askin if he would come over for taste tasting my curling cups, ” I like pizza, I’ll be there” Ole Petey is 100% Italiano, so he knows

    Some other stuff you won’t care about because you’re too busy stuffing the piehole, I do because I don’t want to make people sick

    While this does make a difference to the flavor, it isn’t what makes old world pepperoni stand out. The second thing we need to consider is the bacterial culture. 

    Although bacterial culture might sound off-putting at first, it’s an important part of the sausage. Bacterial culture cures the meat by dehydrating it and consuming the sugars. American pepperoni uses a simple bacterial culture, for a shorter cure.

    The complex bacterial culture used in old-world pepperoni aids a slow curing process, which helps to develop flavors and color. 

    One major advantage of the artificial casing is that it’s quite weak. Slicing artificial casing is easy, allowing the chef to get thin and even slices of pepperoni, every time.

    Under the high heat of the oven, the artificial casing often disintegrates. So when it’s time to eat your pizza, you’d never even know it was there.

    Old world pepperoni, on the other hand, uses natural casing. The natural casing is made from the intestines of animals, and they’re stretched and filled with the sausage meat.

    Natural casings bring food-safe bacteria and enzymes with them, which contribute to the rich flavoring of an old-world pepperoni.

    Hence the term, Curling cups

    Wanna know something, you’ll never see me in a Black Friday video

    Somehow, this Creed fits in well in my kitchen

  • You know the riddle don’t you boy…

    You know the riddle don’t you boy…

    Sipping a coffee out here ,for a change of pace kinda sorta somewhat, I don’t see sunsets, I do however like seeing the moon rise in my front yard.

    Border Czar sounds so rooskie, Tom needs to be known as Border Boss, not sure if Tom needs some tricks or tips concerning the border, I do know one who could advise if needed.

    Maybe he’s always had talks with the Poles 🙂

    Sips coffee… that was just little something to add to your coffee. Speaking of adding things, I was looking at this bacon dress

    Don’t know what your thoughts are, mine wondered off to Cassandra Gava, she was a witch in a fictious story

    See this, it’s the Vienna State Hall Library, it’s giving me some idea’s what to do with the house, just sayin. A name from history you may not know, Giulia Tofana

    She’s known to have killed 600 or more Men with her love potion

    Women online have taken to filming ghoulish murder-fantasy videos in which they romanticize lacing men’s beverages with deadly poison as a justifiable response to fears about abortion rights under a second Donald Trump presidency.

    Many of the videos have been viewed millions of times on X or TikTok and feature young women fiendishly grinning as they adulterate a cup of tea or other drink with an unknown substance.

    Some of the women have dubbed the videos part of a “Make Aqua Tofana Great Again” (“MATGA”) movement, a nod both to President-elect Trump’s campaign slogan, “Make America Great Again” (MAGA), and ancient killer Giulia Tofana, who has been adopted as the disturbed group’s heroine.

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1855428375734841575

    OLY SH*T, Karens lost their fvcking minds over Trump’s win and launched MATGA—short for Make Aqua Tofana Great Again. Aqua Tofana was a powerful poison in 17th-century Sicily, sold by women to other women seeking to escape abusive relationships by discreetly poisoning their husbands. First, Karens on TikTok and Instagram kicked off the 4B movement, refusing to marry, have children, date, or have relationships with men. They started wearing blue bracelets and getting blue heart tattoos to recognize each other in public as Harris voters, and this soon evolved into the MATGA movement. WTAF?!!

    I guess a word of caution about who you sit at your table. Me you can trust me,I’ll give you an example, this,

     the components of your pre-made bacon bits vary by maker. McCormick Bac’n Pieces—one of the more popular brands—are 100-percent vegan. In place of cured pork, the food item contains textured soy flour and canola oil. Caramel color, red 40 dye, maltodextrin, lactic acid, yeast extract, and the flavor boosters disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate are added to give the soy flakes their meaty taste and appearance. They are vegan!

    toppings for devil eggs, mornin eggs, salad toppers, pizza just about anything you like you bacon sprinkles on like a baked potato, or jam some in your pocket for the road,this what ya do, take some venison of beef, make jerky, then then grind the meat to the size you like. take some out, let it warm up some, you be fine 🙂 With a quart size mylar, only need 10cc oxy absorber, last a good long time, no need to keep cold

    Some good stuff to know right here from MaHA

  • Journo entry: I’ve not Forgotten:

    Journo entry: I’ve not Forgotten:

    Red represents Bravery

    White symbolizes Purity

    Setting aside the countries current problems, I was asked if I was coming for cake yesterday, well of course I am. Today is Armydog’s Birthday, 93 years young, I shared his salad before, that patch is in the middle of it all. He’s doesn’t talk about stuff when the wifey is near, as he said, mothers and wives don’t need to hear such things. (improvised field fortifications from frozen corpses) how you explain the mental state doing things like that, you cannot, so leave it alone. He’s a delicate kinda person, gotta be careful what he eats, much of his guts remain at Chosen.

    Knowin what I know, thought I would bring him a little something, and I mean little. Chicken is mostly water, not very dense, started with 4 pounds, tossed in the quick job machine, (if you like to marinate stuff, this gismo does it well, 15-20 minutes = 12 hours. Around 50.00 bucks

    after dehydrated in another quick job machine, takes 3 pounds of meat to make a pound of jerky on average, I did say, I’ll bring him a little something after I smoke it :).

    His words ” you Nam boys always welcome to get a hardtime, but those fucking illegal aliens and those let them in will never find warm welcome in this house”

    You young bucks may know these words

    Wrong side of Heaven right side of Hell

    Veterans before G’damn illegal aliens every damn time

    Turn it up

  • It was a Saturday much like today

    It was a Saturday much like today

    I heard a noise much like this and a reaction and so much painful, yeah…. painful is good word usage

    She was sleeping in a chair, one of my brothers said hea chance want 75cents? sure, here take this baby copperbelly and put down mom’s blouse, like an idiot I did, you’re talkin nano-seconds here, she jumped up ripped of the blouse, bra went flying and she was off to races beating herself in the face with her boozems LOLOLOLOLOL and hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa. Well… the laughter ended soon after, and the beatings commenced. I’m here to tell ya, that beating wasn’t worth anywhere near 75 cents, a buck 50 wouldn’t even came close. My brother didn’t escape her wrath none either, she dragged him out from under a bed, went to town on him too. I had made mentioned of that to her when she was still us, ” only reason you two didn’t die because your father said that’s enough hunny:. He always called her hunny. Wanna know what a Man brings to a relationship besides a paycheck….

    Stability!

    Kinda like this

  • Journo entry: Nooks & crannies

    Journo entry: Nooks & crannies

    See the look on Patton’s face, that’s like a Trifecta, I’ll explain: Pullin up in Armydog’s drive, that’s his face expression, I can see his brain is already squimmin like toad. 2nd reason, there’s a lot Army in these woods. Ever experience the sayin ” Embrace the Suck”, no well… you’re about to, stick with me, you be fine.

    A bit of history: You’ve come along baby Was a time when gerbles were all the fashion you know, tye a string on their tail and have them run wild up the rectum, why I have no idea, rodent abuse totally. Moving to the E.R. yes you can look up everything to verify, trust me you won’t be disappointed by the INSANITY you find, case in point: a perfect replica of an anus had to be surgically removed, why, because Redy-Crete concrete was used to form the replica.

    Butt Wait!

    there’s more, now with today’s technology, the full experience of birth can be achieved:

    I can see some are lookin like you just came out of Marine Corps Gas chamber that need some fresh air, ok ok, breath deep, you be fine, pay no mind to water, just a sign the gales of November will be here soon enough:

    Now; moving on to the finer stuff in Life, I saved my nickels from doin a job Americans won’t do, like tying floats and lead weights on fishnets why, I needed to know all about a Woman’s stuffing, I spared no expense, got the deluxe model containing the miracle of Life yeah, something we Men cannot do.

    Wanna see the difference between Men & Women of course you do

    View this as an example of me showing where the bear does it’s business

    For the record Ladies, believe you me when I say, it really doesn’t matter what you wear or accesory, you already made it better as these examples:

    She could teach Tampon timmy a thing or 2 about shotguns

    Last but not, spandex,leggings or yoga pants, they should viewed as privilege not a right, fellas you know what I speak when you are buyin stuff

    Some Elvis would go good right about now

    Toldja 🙂