Category: Outdoors

  • The day the music died

    The day the music died

    Luke 12:2

    Anyone opposed to this?

    Ever soak an old carpet, wait a few hours, go back lift it up, all kinds worms

    About that wolly beast, It’s gonna have to a joint venture between Smithy, the woodworker and me, the trigger guy.

    Wait for it; and there it is!

    but it will also reintroduce the woolly mammoth to the same ecosystem in which it once lived in an effort to fight climate change

    Just what I need around here, piles of wolly beast poop, you know thing would be on same scale of seagulls which taste like rubber tire, dirty diapers and tinfoil on the teeth, slo roasted over a campfire, don’t even ask.

    Thinking total distance with the Ballista should good at least 150 yards you know, just in case 15 bolts only irritates it, come on legs, down let me down!

  • That’s right Thomas

    That’s right Thomas

    What follows could filed under, the va slipped me a micky, in the hopes of slowin him down, outta sorts would fit to. I”ll suck it up like a buttercup

    to early for this shit

    Let’s see, if I call a whamblance that’ll cost me 2g plus change, Bill, he has a flatbed, if I need to the hospital, he’ll do it for a 100.00 and a 12 pack. the 12 pack is for going out of his way. Good to have friends

    Ole Ellison there, I doubt we’d be friends, he has a god complex, phasing out humankind, dumb them down to the point they simply are not needed anymore.

    I seen that video of him talking about cancer cured with Ai, fires up the wayback machine

    just an example of what could ever possibly go wrong, all kinds of video showing when AI gets mad

    Don’t you about you, I like nature getting mad at STUPID humans

    I didn’t forget you Cathern

    Yea…

  • Wanna play hardball do ya  Heikki Lunta

    Wanna play hardball do ya  Heikki Lunta

    I found a picture I want painted, Gramma, not my gramma, everyone calls her gramma, probably because no one can pronounce name, the Finnish folks can, she’s Finnish. Took my mother into store once to get some, those two got along great, she’d go there driving in her 90s just to have coffee and yack, ma ended up calling gramma, and mother was older than gramma. Gramma, she likes paint things and sell to the tourists, no junky stuff or at cheap prices, she’s good, real good. I can see the conversation now, time and materials, how much Gramma for a 8×10?.

    I know she’ll say something like, Chance, your money is no good today, here take it and be off. Hardball eh Gramma, I hard play hardball, watch. I’ll grab a basket, I cannot pronounce it, but it’s good mustard

    Grab a bunch of these

    Do I really need another Veico Löylykiulu, ohh hell why not

    Sauna Thermometer & Hygrometer

    These are good, real frigging good

    Fazer Tyrkisk Peber is a hard, salty licorice with a spicy peppery kick

    With a full basket, she’ll be eating the meatloaf, step above the mac & cheese, just below the meat and potatoes. Ever been around the Finnish folks, they have a characteristic about them, all of them, laid back, rather a happy people, who will be there in a pinch if needed, as in this example

    We need some music

    Heikki Lunta the Finnish snow god crosses the frozen landscape from the Upper Peninsula to the shore of Lake Superior to bathe in the Conmee Point Sauna, which is just down the road that way, not to far.

  • On Point

    On Point

    A taste of what heading South

    South to southwest gales of 35 to 45 knots develop across most of
    Lake Superior this morning. These winds become northwest 40 to 45 knots tonight into Saturday
    morning. See the latest Open Lakes Forecast and Marine Weather
    Message for more details. You're look 9–14-foot waves out front. Can always tell when she's starting.

    When I come here, I sure hope I don’t sound like the Bronson

    Well, maybe just around the edges

    2020 is not over yet

    Get Kash on the teevee with ALL the evidence the supremies REFUSED because States have no Standing ain’t the right JOHN ROBERTS

    3 Days, 3 days people

    Sips coffee, was gonna ask dog what he thinks the back story is, he’s super busy

    snoring

    You see me, I am your flag

    I have been carried all over the battlefields since the creation of our country. I am your reminder of our Constitutional Rights in which we were meant to be Free. Always fight for me No matter who is against me.

    For my name is Old Glory

    I need my Patriots

  • Like a good neighbor eh

    Like a good neighbor eh

    A little story for ya, I had that insurance once, I was also arrested for drunk driving on a tractor, on my own G’damn property by the dnr/greenshirts, the fire break gives the dnr access, it’s still my land, I wasn’t drunk, I was having a beer, a PBR to be exact, a 12 pack missing 3 beers. I won’t go into the details of that situation. Insurance people found out, and whammo, cancelled the next day. In court, the prosecutor tried liked hell to take points. Judge asked what was I doin 10;30 at night, I was digging a hole like for a root cellar. Then I added, you’re honor, does not the law state, a tractor falls under the Implement of Husbandry? “yes” well since anyone can drive a tractor as long they can reach the pedals, no driver’s license is required, . Judge said, that’s true, looking the persecutor, looks back at me… (you can see he’s thinkin stuff), Mr.so an so, lhis is what we’re going to do, no tractor driving between the hours of 10 pm and 7am understand, Yes Sir. He left the courtroom,walking by the persecutor’s table, I smiled with added, fuckyou.

    I’ll show you a good neighbor, I call him Mr. America

    the Bald Eagle

    About that root cellar, betcha you didn’t know, John Wick to, has a root cellar

  • I should go to town

    I should go to town

    Not to find out if it’s warmer there, naa, more like frolic menacingly like

    ever see something that you identify with

    Maybe this well help

    Not sure why Tom came to mind when dealin with illegals, but he did

    sips a coffee… looks like SOP for the Pedojo

    That outfit is cute an all, just not practical

    You do remember me explaining what do mammy monkey eyes mean correct?

    Sips coffee… was tellin dog, I should thank these people online who pay attention to me, a truly a questionable decision, still much appreciated decision.

    Tell me my people, you rather hang around me, or this bunch

    Nice shoes there young lady

    we need a category along the lines of something like ohh phuckit

  • We have a different problem around here

    We have a different problem around here

    Sent that picture to those indoctrinated knuckleheads at the AP

    Why more frequent cold blasts could be coming from global warming

    California is what insanity looks like, fires attract looters. parasites; no other name for them. I have to keep focused, plowing is one thing, getting up on the roof is something different, one slip and that’s it, maybe someone will venture out looking for me in Spring, or what’s left after Mother nature’s takes her fair share of my hide. Snow gets heavy, roofs cave in, been like for days now, quiet snow

    Dog went out, over his head, kinda felt sorry for him having to drag his lil noogies through into the snow to do his business. I use a rope, this looks like an easy build, problem is, finding the time for the build.

    Not preparing for the Sanna Anna winds, that’s not just foolish, that’s dumb and stupid, underbrush, it’s nothing but tinder.

    Thinking if President Trump put me in charge of the Department of Education knowing I ‘ll get that shitshow squared away right away. as in,

    So, you don’t if your male eh let’s test that stinking thinking

    Now excuse me, I got snow to deal with

  • The Blemished One

    The Blemished One

    That’s Nanook getting his first taste in music

    Since that nickname is taken, you cannot call me that, try this

    Some lake news

    She’s out there today busting ice while you landlubbers are enjoying the constant day time dramas like Edge of Fright, Days of our Death, General fuckup, All my fuckups.

    A crew of 50

    USS Mackinaw, her screws can rotate 180 degrees, get up on ice, back off the ice,

    Yaknow how they say (whoever the hell “they” is) the first step is the hardest, no it’s not

    it’s that step just before your testicles touch the water in summer

    current surface temperature in the front yard, I see we’re having some globul warming happening

    January 7, 2025
    today temp
    38.8°F
    January 6, 2025
    yesterday temp
    38.7°F

    President Trump, you really should bring me onboard, acquiring the Canadaland is NOT in the best interest of America, How’s that European Union doin, crumbling, so but sure, was time an idea was being bantered around, America needed to counter-balance, inserts some Canada lingo that I learnt from my cousins in the Thunderbay

    “Didgi” you know they had a coin printed for setting up some G’damn GLOBILST’S dream of one world order Canada, Mexico and United States

    Mr. President, I can understand Iceland, you being a real estate guy, and Panama, that’s OURS, if not mistaken, some 38,000 Americans died digging that trench out, but Canada, that’s a hard pass Sir.

    Not sure how, but these 2 pictures seem to fit well together

    Ohh I know, it’s a societal thingy

    2 Ladies doing something ice-skating or dancing is like a normal item,

    2 guys, umm no, just no

    tosses in a exception, unless they be drunk on their asses at a wedding reception or aboard some Navy ship that’s been out on water to long, then it’s ok

    This is Josh Weldon, he’s famous for saying

    ” Someone trying to kill you, you kill’em right back”

    Here he is making a lady smile, showing of her Happiness

    Thinking the Nanook would enjoy the music

  • Some useful thinking

    Some useful thinking

    While at Auntie’s breakfast table my brow matched my growl

    I’m all better now

    Let’s see who’s what,

    see that glass up there

    are you optimist, it’s half full or are you a pessimist because it’s half empty

    me, I see there’s room for more G’damn beer

    If you’re the zone, be mindful of thier BS and repeat these words

    speak like a True American

    I WILL NOT COMPLY

    As of Dec. 28, a total of 16 states are testing for “very high” COVID levels:

    • Wyoming
    • New Mexico
    • South Dakota
    • Nebraska
    • Kansas
    • Minnesota
    • Iowa
    • Wisconsin
    • Michigan
    • Illinois
    • Indiana
    • Pennsylvania
    • Virginia
    • New Hampshire
    • Rhode Island
    • Maine

    An additional 12 states have “high” SARS-CoV-2 wastewater viral activity levels:

    How’s your weather, anything like dogs

    Speaking of dog..

    A city dog wants to run out the door, but a country dog stays on the porch ’cause he’s not fenced-in and the wolves, songdogs and other forest critters, dog has learnt the porch is a good place to sleep off food intake, anytime of day.

    Lookin ahead not sure how far south it’ll go , the wizzards around here is sayin

    Tuesday and Wednesday: Mostly cloudy with scattered snow; windy and cold; overnight wind chills of -25 possible 25 below is nothing to be playing in, cold kills more people than any other weather.

    Just think

    the colder the outhouse, the warmer the bed!

    Why did I share that, well if it does get below freezing where you’re at, it’s best to let your water tickle some, not much just some, it’ll stop your pipes from freezing and bursting.

    Bed related:

    If you had to take a drink for everyone you had sex with

    would you be fine, tipsy, drunk or dead

    all answers will remain confidential

    File this little story under

    What is good in life

    Some years ago and then some more, knew this lady, a fine specimen I may add, she wanted a fur bikini like Miss Welsh there, well I have to measure you ” no you don’t” both arms emptied her sleeves under her sweater, mere seconds there was a bra on the table, not sure how they do that, always fun watching, am I right fellas, you know I am. no time to be bashful. Rabbit fur inside and outside the cups, even I know a Woman has to breath, so I lined the bottom piece with some silk I seen her again the following winter, I had asked her about the fur bikini, was about 15 degrees outside, lifted up shirt, ” my boobs have never been warmer, they tickle at times”, and your bottom? ” My bottom is just fine thank you and no I’m showing you”.

  • Weather related stuff

    Weather related stuff

    If I break even with that hide, I’ll be happy

    Sips coffee, with a new year upon us… We all have pasts. we all made choices that weren’t maybe the best ones. None of us are completely innocent but, we all get a fresh start every day to be a better person than we were yesterday, so make it count.

    You may notice the church in Foy from the film Band of Brothers

    Vinny Speranza along with his 501st Airbourne Division were surrounded by the Germans in

    Vinny’s friend was hit in both legs by shrapnel, being cared for in the church, his asked Vinny for some beer.

    There is another doctor at Bastogne, from his journal/diary

    it’s a long read, well worth reading

    More Than Medicine: The Night Before Christmas – Bastogne, 1944 by Jack T. Prior, M.D.

    Medical Detachment
    20th Armored Infantry Battalion
    APO 260, US Army
    1 January 1945

    There was an angel at Bastogne, Renee Bernadette Lemaire, she wanted a parachute to fashion a wedding dress, instead it became her burial shroud.

    This girl, a registered nurse in the country of Belgium, volunteered her services at the aid station, 20th Armored Infantry Battalion in Bastogne, Belgium, 21 December, 1944. At this time the station was holding about 150 patients since the city was encircled by enemy forces and evacuation was impossible. Many of these patients were seriously injured and in great need of immediate nursing attention. This girl cheerfully accepted the herculean task and worked without adequate rest or food until the night of her untimely death on 24 December, 1944. She changed dressings, fed patients unable to feed themselves, gave out medications, bathed and made the patients more comfortable, and was of great assistance in the administration of plasma and other professional duties. Her very presence among those wounded men seemed to be an inspiration to those whose morale had declined from prolonged suffering. On the night of December 24 the building in which Renee Lemaire was working was scored with a direct hit by an enemy bomber. She, together with those whom she was caring for so diligently, were instantly killed.

    It is on these grounds that I recommend the highest award possible to one, who though not a member of the armed forces of the United States, was of invaluable assistance to us.

    Sips coffee… and think that G’damn Mike Johnson’s deciding vote has sent more money to those G’damn nazis in the Ukraine.