Category: Outdoors

  • Some useful thinking

    Some useful thinking

    While at Auntie’s breakfast table my brow matched my growl

    I’m all better now

    Let’s see who’s what,

    see that glass up there

    are you optimist, it’s half full or are you a pessimist because it’s half empty

    me, I see there’s room for more G’damn beer

    If you’re the zone, be mindful of thier BS and repeat these words

    speak like a True American

    I WILL NOT COMPLY

    As of Dec. 28, a total of 16 states are testing for “very high” COVID levels:

    • Wyoming
    • New Mexico
    • South Dakota
    • Nebraska
    • Kansas
    • Minnesota
    • Iowa
    • Wisconsin
    • Michigan
    • Illinois
    • Indiana
    • Pennsylvania
    • Virginia
    • New Hampshire
    • Rhode Island
    • Maine

    An additional 12 states have “high” SARS-CoV-2 wastewater viral activity levels:

    How’s your weather, anything like dogs

    Speaking of dog..

    A city dog wants to run out the door, but a country dog stays on the porch ’cause he’s not fenced-in and the wolves, songdogs and other forest critters, dog has learnt the porch is a good place to sleep off food intake, anytime of day.

    Lookin ahead not sure how far south it’ll go , the wizzards around here is sayin

    Tuesday and Wednesday: Mostly cloudy with scattered snow; windy and cold; overnight wind chills of -25 possible 25 below is nothing to be playing in, cold kills more people than any other weather.

    Just think

    the colder the outhouse, the warmer the bed!

    Why did I share that, well if it does get below freezing where you’re at, it’s best to let your water tickle some, not much just some, it’ll stop your pipes from freezing and bursting.

    Bed related:

    If you had to take a drink for everyone you had sex with

    would you be fine, tipsy, drunk or dead

    all answers will remain confidential

    File this little story under

    What is good in life

    Some years ago and then some more, knew this lady, a fine specimen I may add, she wanted a fur bikini like Miss Welsh there, well I have to measure you ” no you don’t” both arms emptied her sleeves under her sweater, mere seconds there was a bra on the table, not sure how they do that, always fun watching, am I right fellas, you know I am. no time to be bashful. Rabbit fur inside and outside the cups, even I know a Woman has to breath, so I lined the bottom piece with some silk I seen her again the following winter, I had asked her about the fur bikini, was about 15 degrees outside, lifted up shirt, ” my boobs have never been warmer, they tickle at times”, and your bottom? ” My bottom is just fine thank you and no I’m showing you”.

  • Weather related stuff

    Weather related stuff

    If I break even with that hide, I’ll be happy

    Sips coffee, with a new year upon us… We all have pasts. we all made choices that weren’t maybe the best ones. None of us are completely innocent but, we all get a fresh start every day to be a better person than we were yesterday, so make it count.

    You may notice the church in Foy from the film Band of Brothers

    Vinny Speranza along with his 501st Airbourne Division were surrounded by the Germans in

    Vinny’s friend was hit in both legs by shrapnel, being cared for in the church, his asked Vinny for some beer.

    There is another doctor at Bastogne, from his journal/diary

    it’s a long read, well worth reading

    More Than Medicine: The Night Before Christmas – Bastogne, 1944 by Jack T. Prior, M.D.

    Medical Detachment
    20th Armored Infantry Battalion
    APO 260, US Army
    1 January 1945

    There was an angel at Bastogne, Renee Bernadette Lemaire, she wanted a parachute to fashion a wedding dress, instead it became her burial shroud.

    This girl, a registered nurse in the country of Belgium, volunteered her services at the aid station, 20th Armored Infantry Battalion in Bastogne, Belgium, 21 December, 1944. At this time the station was holding about 150 patients since the city was encircled by enemy forces and evacuation was impossible. Many of these patients were seriously injured and in great need of immediate nursing attention. This girl cheerfully accepted the herculean task and worked without adequate rest or food until the night of her untimely death on 24 December, 1944. She changed dressings, fed patients unable to feed themselves, gave out medications, bathed and made the patients more comfortable, and was of great assistance in the administration of plasma and other professional duties. Her very presence among those wounded men seemed to be an inspiration to those whose morale had declined from prolonged suffering. On the night of December 24 the building in which Renee Lemaire was working was scored with a direct hit by an enemy bomber. She, together with those whom she was caring for so diligently, were instantly killed.

    It is on these grounds that I recommend the highest award possible to one, who though not a member of the armed forces of the United States, was of invaluable assistance to us.

    Sips coffee… and think that G’damn Mike Johnson’s deciding vote has sent more money to those G’damn nazis in the Ukraine.

  • Down the road

    Down the road

    That can be viewed as a long term objective, in a way less thought of, I’ll explain

    CHIPPEWA COUNTY, Mich,. – – A house fire in Chippewa county has left a family of 6, including a newborn baby, with no home.

    Fire crews responded to the house on Johnson Road in Rudyard Wednesday afternoon.

    The community is now stepping up to help with the aftermath.

    On Christmas morning, the roads just outside of Rudyard were empty.

    That afternoon, firemen poured in to extinguish the house fire.

    An effort which a neighbor says ran into the early morning after the fire was re-ignited.

    The community is working quickly to meet their basic needs, especially for the kids.

    The eldest is 5 years old, the youngest born just a month ago

    Just getting them the socks, underwear, some basic t-shirts, pants, and we’re going to move forward from there. Once we get a feel as to which direction we’re going. They will need housing, so that’s all taking place, as well. Once they get into housing, they will need furniture. Everything was lost in the fire, so everything they had, even the Christmas presents for their children, are all gone.

    said Christin Mckerchie, victims’ mother and grandmother

    Mckerchie posted on GoFundMe and says she will steward all the funds.

    She’s also accepting drop-off donations at her house in Sault Saint Marie, which Mckerchie says is already filling up with both necessities and toys for the kids, who don’t realize they aren’t going back home.

    Fundraiser by Christin McKerchie : Aid for Kayla’s Family After Devastating House Fire

    As President Reagan said, we cannot help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

    You can message her on Facebook or call her at, 906-440-9397

    Any idea what’s it been like trying to GIVE away a solid oak dining room table from what era, only God knows, with 2 leafs and chairs. Had a custom cut tempered glass cut for the top so I wouldn’t ruin it while doing what needed to be done, when no one has large families anymore. It’s not easy, then there is the kitchen table with more leafs and chairs. I’ll be calling that gramma soon.

    ” Please, whatever you do, don’t not buy dishes, how many sets do you need, everyday dishes, Sunday dishes, how about holiday dishes, am sure Mam they can be put to good use down the road.

    Something was told to me long ago

    “What we are, are God’s gift to us What we become is our gift to God”

    she was lookin deep into my eyeballs at the time

    why that came to mind, no idea, just did

  • Do you Habla…

    Do you Habla…

    Her name was amelia Carter, 29 years young, a pretty lady

    Tying that sonofbitch to a tree fully dressed, “Take his boots!” would not be cruel and unusual punishment, he would live longer than she did, but the wolves and crows must eat as well.

    Ever see this asked, ” what would Jesus”, I can you in no uncertain terms what he wouldn’t do, and that is Never back down in the face of EVIL. as in this example

    anno, I am not making fun of the situation, this world is full of Evil

    Weak men create hard times for everyone

    What follows can filed under George & Martha

    George, did you take the children to soccer practice today?

    “No martha, we went out back and shot off cannons, the children had a great time”

    George, you had one job, one job George

    ” I know Martha, I know… I known for a couple of days now, with the birth of the Christ child, which can be viewed as the best gift ever.

    I’ve been informed, another child shall be born in July, my response was full-on Gunny, OUTFUCKIINGSTANDING and it’s about G’damn time, not getting any younger here. My mind started smilin when told, we’ll need a native name to go long with another name so grampa will still be with us. Got some time to think of things. Something I already know, I’ll bestest

    First lesson learned while in my care GOD AND GUNS are good, giving the child a fighting chance agaisnt the evil out there. something else I get to do, share the stories I was told around a campfire

    Telling the old stories while thinking I now sit where dad sat.

    this one here didn’t Habla

  • I know a Christmas poem

    I know a Christmas poem

    Calling me dinky dau don’t mean nothin, it’s Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas as you may not have heard it before

    Twas the before Christmas and all through the CORPS

    not a troopie liberty they sure were sore

    we were sacked out, every man in the lot

    in a bed of spikes the Marine Corps called a bed

    When out on the lawn came such a clatter

    sprang from my bed to see what was the matter, a Rolly polly figure appeared on the scene

    To my surprise it was Commandant of the Marines, there was no doubt, wearing a poncho, green side out He tipped-toed to each man’s rack, inspected each rifle & pack

    To a chosen few, a 96 chit, to the majority a ration of shit

    As he pulled away, in his gold-plated tank, drawn by ten colonels all pushing for rank, I heard him say in a very loud shout Merry Christmas you bastards, you’ll never out!

    Found a card on my door step, ” what’s this”

    they clearly thought, screw the Post office drove it way out here

    Was from a young person who I’ve given trapping books and some knowledge about being humane while in the woods.

    It’s what Christmas is all about right, Hope for a better tomorrow

    Here, I’ll teach you something some already know, depending the situation and place loud or under your breath,

    doo mammy monkey-eye

    what’s that mean in the english, MF!

    people may look at you weird, pay no mind to them, you don’t need their negatively in your life

  • Into the Pines

    Into the Pines

    What can be said about the speaker not much, besides he’s just one of paul lyin ryan’s buttbabies. That’s enough of inside stuff, said plenty right there.

    See this, some would say something like, how about few days in an Airbnb cabin in the woods, it would be so romantical and stuff. Like a mini vacation.

    People who think like that, makes one wonder what the hell kind of life have they built that requires a vacation of it, makes zero sense

    Deeper into the Pines

    went seen a Nam vet, 65-67, I once shared a picture of his shack in the woods that he built. His favorite word to use is asshole. An example asked him once where he met wifey, ohh she was 2nd shift nurse looking after me in hospital when I got back, so you married your nurse “yeah, some asshole was going to so I decided I’ll do it first, you know Brother, you just called yourself an asshole, ” I can be”.

    Broke a binding on a snowshoe

    He used tire tubing, fashioned a new one in no time , looks likes this

    How much I owe you, ” don’t be an asshole Chance, did you bring jerky?” 2 pounds ” that’ll do”

    I’ve known him for a very long time, never known him and his lady to take a vacation… a vacation… from what, this

    Lots of hate out there, not in these woods, to busy living

  • You gonna eat that

    You gonna eat that

    Sloppy joes on on toasted garlic bread, one can use venison to make that. Was looking through a cookbook, actually lots of good recipes in it, trying to IGNORE whatever new wreck on the road will be top story today, there’s always a new wreck, never mind about the old wreck. See this, inside cover

    Maybe they waiting on congress to get blown up

    Ack! Ack!

    You wait, you’ll see a new wreck today will be top story while the drones are still flying around. They don’t know what they are, but if you shoot one, they will arrest you.

    Stuff you know

    I was walkin outback with song playin in my head, you’ve heard it before

    See his smile, I was smiling, it wasn’t me in the trap, around here, I’m at the top of the food chain

    Rabbit goes in, soon to be supper comes out, made from all scrap stuff, there’s a bonus having those, you need need to go to the store so often to buy this stuff

    Think of corn, who should get the corn, the deer, the gas tank or your table,

    that rabbit isn’t so different, who should get it, me or whatever is in the spooky woods, something will get it, might as well be me

    Is pumpkin spice season over with, that stuff will rot your gut, most health problems start because people always sticking thier dirty ass fingers in the mouth. don’t take much to spice up the coffee or any liquid.

    ole Eleanor mentioned something Marines about cleanliness

  • Yogi Gets His Revenge

    Yogi Gets His Revenge

    A Virginia man was killed by a black bear that fell from a tree after being shot by the man’s hunting partner.

    Lester C. Harvey, 58, of Phenix, Virginia, was hunting in Lunenburg County, which is between Richmond and Danville when the incident occurred. A group of hunters were following the bear when it ran up the tree. As the group retreated from the tree, one of them shot the bear. The animal fell onto Harvey who was standing about 10 feet from the bottom of the tree.

    A member of the group rendered first aid before Harvey was rushed to two different hospitals. He died from his injuries Friday, Virginia’s Department of Wildlife Resources said in a statement.

    Your editor is an avid bear hunter. He’s seen wounded bears do some amazing things. But this is a first.

  • Out riding fences

    Out riding fences

    Was hearing a Eagles tune, hmm that it, I’ve been out riding fences to long, creatures such as Barbra, come with their own… problems, I got enough already. Some may not know what 5 degrees feels like or looks like, well now ya do, heat rising up from the water, as if she’s not cold enough as it is.

    It’s 5 degrees out here, that’s like just below warm/chilly, keep moving stay warm, or get chilly, the cold will be here soon enough walkin around you stay warm, that rabbit will be plenty warm in my belly.

    People may wonder what I think about out here in the woods, well, I don’t believe prostitution is the oldest profession, I’ll show you a couple books while keeping this in mind, how can I kill him when he’s over there while I’m way over here.

    In no uncertain terms, this person here, I got stuff to do then wonder what level of crazy she has attained

    Tosses in some history so you know I am as well informed as Kash

    That’s enough inside, back outside, see this, it’s the McCready hat, Women are the only ones who know styling, I’d be stylin while checking the trapline, not at this price!

    The Thing Custom Handmade Cowboy Hat

    $425.00 – $850.00

    Material: 5x Beaver

    Heavy Soil Trail Dust (+$95.00)

    Add a Windstring (+$25.00)

    This hat is a testament to the bravery and resourcefulness of MacReady against the terrifying creature. Ideal for fans of the movie, collectors of memorabilia, and those with a penchant for unique style. Our The Thing Custom Handmade Beaver Fur Felt Cowboy Hat is not just a hat.

    They’re right, it’s not just a hat, it’s a G’damn money pit.

    sips coffee…

    I coulda to him there’s no mermaid in those waters, some people just don’t listen

    Now excuse me, I’m call the McCready hat people and see if I can get the price lowered since I have some beaver skins layin around here doin nothin besides takin up space. They were rejected by the auction guy last Spring

  • Don’t tell me G’damnit

    Don’t tell me G’damnit

    That’s a quote, as a kid you may have heard a time or two, believe you me, I heard it much more often, but it fits the situation.

    Using sarcasm/humor doesn’t lessen the severity, it’s something that Americans have always done. I called up Fast Fredy, you hear anything, ” chance I’m 85 years old, my hearing isn’t all that good.

    Got Armydog on the horn, dog anyword yet?, garhead, the wifey is making bread, as I sit here with poor man’s jam waiting, the house does smell nice he just hung up

    I don’t know any Coasties personally, so I’ll say it this way, are they not like our last line of Defense.

    Allen was in the Coast guard

    First Jersey, reports outta california, even over a golf course, and Langley.

    These are the size of SUV’s, that’s a hella payload if you are planning something not nice. The FAA the Air Force, the Army and bunch of goverment types be crawling up your rectum if you shoot them down, while sayin they don’t nothing about nothing,

    So what they are sayin without saying, our Airspace is as open as the border.

    And yes, it has been fired

    I apologize up front for showing you what not nice is

    Operation PX

    Unit 731 personnel conduct a bacteriological test on a child in Nongan County of northeast China’s Jilin Province. November 1940.

    After the Geneva Convention banned germ warfare in 1925, Japanese officials reasoned that such a prohibition only confirmed how potent a weapon it would be. This led to Japan’s biological weapons program in the 1930s and the army’s biological warfare division, Unit 731.

    It didn’t take long for the Japanese army to subject Chinese civilians to their cruel experiments. As Japan occupied large swaths of China in the early 1930s, the army settled in Harbin near Manchuria — evicting eight villages there — and built the infamous Harbin facility. What occurred there was some of the most inhumane activity of the 20th century.

    I’m not saying what those drones are all about, “Cherry Blossom” did come to mind,if those are from Iran who got the technology from china china china, I wouldn’t rule out anything.

    with strong winds around here, I would say I’m outta the woods, drones don’t well in 35 mph with snow