Category: Preparedness

  • Journo entry: 2 cents worth

    Journo entry: 2 cents worth

    “The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!”

    For those interested in my weather:

    Winter Weather Advisory

    Severity: Moderate

    Possible threat to life or property

    We are not going to talk weather and that’s of it.

    So dog, what did you learn at poop club? “First rule at poop club is no eye contact Bossman”

    Dog gave me a standard run of mill dare

    A point of view you may not have thought of

    The way they are trying to erase the ladies, this is a good idea

    With the snow coming in sideways, I can feel a warm smile on my face

    Now that the fun & games are over, this won’t mean much to some, to others, they will fully understand

    “It was the best of times; it was the worst of times”.

    He couldn’t lace up the boots, always coffee at my table for him, those who ran to Canada

    Kitchen is closed:

    Everything sucked, except the music

  • Meanwhile at the kitchen table

    Meanwhile at the kitchen table

    Ever be doing something then having to stop, only to entertain a guest, enters Fast Freddy. I’ll pour the cup after that you’re on your own, I got stuff to do. ” what ya making” I mixing up a batch jerky.

    Scoville Heat Units: 300,000+ SHU

    Trinidad Scorpion Butch T variety in 2011, which briefly earned the title of “Hottest Pepper in the World”.

    With some added boost for these chilly soon to be Spring days

    Carolina Reaper

    Scoville heat units (SHU)1,400,000 – 2,200,000

    Freddy, you needin a Kleenex, your nose is runnin. It can a bit pungent in here at times, you be fine. (I gave him a project to do), thinking he spent too much time in the stratosphere, soon there will a baby born, I was thinkin what to give the child as a welcome into the world

    I can already hear the conversation, ” let me guess, this is from your dad, wow, he is old school” I figure the reply will be something as this:

    “Don’t let him hear that, first birthday just might a musket:.

    For information purposes Gunwerks has deer rifle that can knock down brown cows from 2 miles away, it’s all about deer hunting right?

    Hands Freddy a dishtowel, your eyes leakin, what what’s wrong with you? I shouldn’t have asked. He tells me while plowing snow, he blew the tranny, Freddy, don’t you drive a GMC, you know, a gay man’s carriage, Freddy I don’t like how this conversation turning, don’t you have stuff to do like bluing a barrel? He left.

    Some good reading in that book

    A strange gift for a baby you say, we’re dealing with crazies now, thinkin what sort of future will the child grow up in if these some sort of future leaders.

  • It’s a very versatile word

    It’s a very versatile word

    Contrary to some who think I live in cave, or some dirty little hobbit hole, wrong! What’s it like outside, just look at that bird’s expression

    WHAT THE PHUCK!

    URGENT – WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE

    ...WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 2 PM EDT THIS
    AFTERNOON...

    * WHAT...Heavy snow.
    I know birdy, I know...

    Must be phucking nice

    I’ll say this as nicely as I can under such globull warmin/coolin or that other stuff called climate change.

    PHUCK YOU AND THE PHUCKING GOAT YOU RODE ON

    This is a straight up phuckin eh man

    If someone asks why you don’t support the ukraine, just say… PHUCK UKRAINE

    Not one to be afraid to give a lady compliment You lady, are PHUCKING BEAUTIFUL, and I mean it

    That’s enough phonics for today, well kinda sorta and somewhat, I have to go PHUCKING plow snow, so excuse me

  • John would be very disappointed

    John would be very disappointed

    It’s not peace they seek John, these people want to rule not govern

    Guesstimating numbers here

    there’s like 500 million who want 325 million in a round about way to stand for them against 180 million, while the 500 million stays warm because of the 180 million

    And here we are being viewed as the enemy

    Verified, not only through dental records but also pictures

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1896527922967859494

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1896527922967859494

    Freeland’s mother was Halyna who was the daughter of Nazi Khomiak.  He was pictured with higher-up Nazis in Poland.

    All we asked was Canada to help secure the border

    looks like it’s rather lucrative not to

    Ontario Premier Doug Ford said Monday he is prepared to cut off electricity exports to the U.S. if President Trump’s 25 percent tariffs on Canadian goods go through.

    “If they want to try to annihilate Ontario, I will do everything — including cut off their energy with a smile on my face,” Ford told reporters at a mining convention in downtown Toronto, the Toronto Sun reported.

    Beginning to think the Marshall Plan was a mistake, if we didn’t that they would have had to dig themselves out of the rubble.

    On the world’s stage, an being the new kid on the block, they sure like our money and blood.

    Dark music, there’s a place for to

    Ok Canada, your terms are acceptable

  • The Fugio

    The Fugio

    If I could I’d send a Fugio to each EU types that back the green goblin

    Mind your business EU, and America will mind hers

    From the Man who would not be King

    ” It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliance with any portion of the foreign world. “

    Farewell Address to the People of the United States | Monday, September 19, 1796

    Turns the chessboard just lil bit, NATO is a relic from days long ago, I’ve found many things at the house whose usefulness has long been gone, held onto for sentimental purposes. We have markers all over Europe, not from just one War rather two, the second being worse than the first.

    The war to end all wars.

    Take a national poll, leave NATO or no , all funding, all equipment, we can put it use on the borders both North and South. That idea had to be discussed, Europe since the 2nd World War has been leeching on our dime.

    the green goblin, closed down the church, jailed those disagree with him just to name a few items and this is who the EUWEENIES want to side with, it’s like they want a Fourth Reich.

    How you like a Marine sitting in 2nd seat, I like that, I like that a lot. Don’t come into our house dictating to US how things will be, that don’t work for America, tossing out a vailed THREAT, the people heard it…

    You may have forgotten yesterday’s Maple war, I have not 🙂

    Maple-glazed Bacon

    Pre-heat oven to 400 F

    Place rack on a pan (to catch grease!) and lay strips on the rack. Bake for 15-20 minutes until golden brown. Remove and brush the bacon strips with maple syrup and return to oven for another 3-5 minutes.

    Come the 4th of July, remember

    ” By your sir”

    We don’t talk that EUROTRASH around here

    Not sure why, but somehow this fits America

    Speaking of America 🙂

  • I should go see Steve

    I should go see Steve

    You know, so I speak proper

    I’ll give example:

    Fornicate the Fornicating Fornicater

    See, this, I woulda got knocked into the next room if I took this from the kitchen into the bathroom

    Calling her inseminated person, instant death with no regrets What’s the left trying to do, reduce the ladies to the status of cattle

    through language

    same outcome

    I know what a Woman, this isn’t one, this is a lying dog

    I see Miss Bondi is going to release a list, a slo start, but it’s a start. Hit them with a double whammy Miss Bondi tomorrow, release the Congressional Sexual taxpayer list.

    A little something

    “you never share the Pipe with a Woman, for they are powerful and on their own time, understand”.

    Say you are standing at the bottom of the stairs waiting to take her out for dinner or someplace, you can feel Reger Mortis starting as you wait… wait…wait. Ahh finally, there she is. She didn’t spend that time for anyone else, just you. It’s their way. I see stuff as this an just squint

    Situation awareness level: Zero

    Girl, listen to me, I know stuff, that’s not going to work

    The South may have pigzilla, yea well, thanks to the Canknuckleheads we got Superpigs heading this way

    They called these animals super pigs for a reason. In addition to a solid weight and a remarkable mind for a pig, they received a lot of important abilities. Hybrids have great strength and endurance. There are cases when such a pig easily overcame a distance of 40 km in a day They also proved to be very resistant to low temperatures. The winter frosts peculiar to Canada, reaching -50 degrees Celsius, are tolerated by animals without consequences.

    Super pigs also cause damage to the habitat. They plow whole hectares of forest, kill turkeys, deer and young moose, pollute reservoirs. These animals are also dangerous for humans, since they inherited aggressiveness from their forest ancestors. Like wild boars, hybrids with a brood attack people without hesitation and are capable of inflicting fatal wounds. In addition, scientists have found out that the artificially bred breed spreads infections to which forest animals have no immunity.

    There ya go young lady, pratice practice practice, forget the smores an snugglin

    Practice!

    Music won’t post

    not my fault

    the link

    Black Strobe – I’m A Man HD – YouTube

  • Now what you going to do

    Now what you going to do

    Seen this and translated it straight away

    70 million under winter storm alerts as heavy snows, strong winds threaten Great Lakes, many will say, ohh it’s so cold, how about we stay inside an cuddle, which really means “hair in face, bad air and an award boner” am I right fellas

    of course I am.

    Ever wanted to do something just not in the cards, as you know the driver always picks the music Dan-knee, music blaring goin down the track

    And as always, there is an exception, that’s where the driver hangs on for dear life.

    a quote from a below the bridge type

    “You haven’t seen a race until you’ve seen a dog sled race. When I first came up, I thought the dogs would be big and husky, but these are not; they’re lean, mean marathon machines. Everyone’s got to come and experience it for themselves, but once you see one, you’re going to see another one.

    to lazy to go eh, we have our ways

    Let us do the driving!  

    Hop on the Mush Bus and enjoy the ride to Grand Marais where you can experience the UP200 Mushers up close as they rest at the half-way point of the race,

    the exception to the rule

    Another reason to be outside you know, where all the fresh air is, is when the crazies come around here

    The only ski flying hill outside of Europe. Located near Ironwood in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Copper Peak was built in 1969 and held its first International Ski Flying Competition in 1970. From 1970 to 1994, seventeen countries competed at ten international ski competitions before Copper Peak closed in 1994. Today you can ride a chairlift to an 18 story elevator. Then climb several flights of stairs to get all the way to the top.

    Now excuse me, I gotta go plow

  • Peppermint Patti

    Peppermint Patti

    That’s not her name, she’d remind you of Patti, lives about 10 miles down the road, she was at the end of her drive lookin like that. Stopped, what’s up Patti, Chance, I know how to make babies, I don’t know damn thing about snowblowers. That girl has a hard road, lost her husband couple years back, she has five kids, he was lineman. I need eggs, I go see her, store pretty, don’t care about that

    Took the cowl off, spring broke on drive motor pully. I need some stuff in town, I’ll pick up a spring for ya at Mike’s shop. In town… just what this town needs, more snow

    Got back, here hands her the spring, you’re gonna do this, so you how to do it, took a few trys, it flying a couple of times, but she got it on. Now pump the plunger until the drips, open the choke and pull. I don’t have to all that, it has an electric starter.

    Just do it so you know how, don’t give me a hard time, I got stuff I gotta do she got it running off I went, Later on she come by with those eggs as a thank you of sorts, had 2 this Am. Listening to her at my table, she’s carrying about stuff, me… I’m thinking, must be a mom with kids thingy, mu mom had kids and she swore, Patti is mom, she swears as I said, must be a mom thing. After she was done cussing, I set her straight about stuff

    Told her, come over here, laid a couple of plinkers out, Patti, technology changes, Rights don’t, if you don’t exercise your Rights,

    why do you need Rights.

    I like you Chance

    Yeah well, don’t like me to much, I’m set it in ways

    Found a video fits the situation,

    Can Woman get on the roof to do repairs, of course she can, as a Man, you let her do it as you stand on the ground, no, no you won’t because Men value Women, it’s same with carrying bags of groceries, Teaching stuff is another way of showing value so they know stuff, many Women have be taken by mechanical scumbags

    Every see a footballer say on the teevee, Hi Mom!, while it was dad who taught him everything about footballing,

  • This task requires music

    This task requires music

    That’s a fleshing knife, right tool for the right job, first things first a nice edge

    When applying the steel to the stone, music is good, Some Lindse will work

    Some Hans Zimmer always a good fit

    Putting an on knives take time, it’s well spent ain’t that right Colter

    Thinkin stuff over, I decided that I’m much better in the kitchen then being some sort of halfass cowboy/rancher. Ain’t that right Jake

    Jake?, no… there’s no Jake around here

    Maybe, just maybe, ole Tom will call asking me about some tricks and tips about the border

    I have a few idea’s…

  • The day the music died

    The day the music died

    Luke 12:2

    Anyone opposed to this?

    Ever soak an old carpet, wait a few hours, go back lift it up, all kinds worms

    About that wolly beast, It’s gonna have to a joint venture between Smithy, the woodworker and me, the trigger guy.

    Wait for it; and there it is!

    but it will also reintroduce the woolly mammoth to the same ecosystem in which it once lived in an effort to fight climate change

    Just what I need around here, piles of wolly beast poop, you know thing would be on same scale of seagulls which taste like rubber tire, dirty diapers and tinfoil on the teeth, slo roasted over a campfire, don’t even ask.

    Thinking total distance with the Ballista should good at least 150 yards you know, just in case 15 bolts only irritates it, come on legs, down let me down!