Hurricane Isaias is bearing down on the Florida coast. The storm is expected to make landfall…
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Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes 3
In the latest edition of Play Stupid Games, we meet Edward Thomas Schinzing, 32. Good ole…
Herman Cain Dead At 74
Former Republican presidential candidate and affable business magnate, Herman Cain, died Thursday after being hospitalized for coronavirus. Cain,…
Feds to Leave Portland
According to reports, an agreement has been reached between the federal government and the state of…
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes 2
A rioter, err, peaceful protester, found out the hard way that trying to disrupt an arrest…
Mystery Seeds
Multiple states are issuing warnings not to plant unsolicited seeds. Unsolicited packages of seeds have been…
Woman Killed by Shark in Maine
A swimmer in Maine was apparently attacked and killed by a shark this afternoon officials from…
Hanna Dumps on Texas
Now downgraded to a tropical depression, Hurricane Hanna contines to dump rain on parts of southeast…
Uh oh, Miami Marlins Test Positive
14 members of the Miami Marlins travelling party have tested positive for the coronavirus. They tested…
National Security Advisor Covid Positive
National Security Advisor Robert O’Brien has tested positive for Wuhan coronavirus after coming down with mild…