Welcome to Monday Conversation for March 4

Over Black Coffee and Gunpowder Tea

served with 

The very first important item! Humongous congratulations to Caitlin Clark for breaking the NCAA Shooting record! To be fair and balanced, the previous record for “Pistol Pete” Maravich was accomplished in only three years and when there were no three point shots. No matter, the young lady can shoot!

There is talk of a cease fire in Gaza. There is the continuing idiocy talk of a “two state solution”. My response to such an idea is…

Rather than a cartoon amusement, a discussion of a 25 year marriage is on tap.

25 Years of Marriage 

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. 

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.” 

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

On this Monday…