Was hearing a Eagles tune, hmm that it, I’ve been out riding fences to long, creatures such as Barbra, come with their own… problems, I got enough already. Some may not know what 5 degrees feels like or looks like, well now ya do, heat rising up from the water, as if she’s not cold enough as it is.

It’s 5 degrees out here, that’s like just below warm/chilly, keep moving stay warm, or get chilly, the cold will be here soon enough walkin around you stay warm, that rabbit will be plenty warm in my belly.

People may wonder what I think about out here in the woods, well, I don’t believe prostitution is the oldest profession, I’ll show you a couple books while keeping this in mind, how can I kill him when he’s over there while I’m way over here.

In no uncertain terms, this person here, I got stuff to do then wonder what level of crazy she has attained

Tosses in some history so you know I am as well informed as Kash

That’s enough inside, back outside, see this, it’s the McCready hat, Women are the only ones who know styling, I’d be stylin while checking the trapline, not at this price!

The Thing Custom Handmade Cowboy Hat

$425.00 – $850.00

Material: 5x Beaver

Heavy Soil Trail Dust (+$95.00)

Add a Windstring (+$25.00)

This hat is a testament to the bravery and resourcefulness of MacReady against the terrifying creature. Ideal for fans of the movie, collectors of memorabilia, and those with a penchant for unique style. Our The Thing Custom Handmade Beaver Fur Felt Cowboy Hat is not just a hat.

They’re right, it’s not just a hat, it’s a G’damn money pit.

sips coffee…

I coulda to him there’s no mermaid in those waters, some people just don’t listen

Now excuse me, I’m call the McCready hat people and see if I can get the price lowered since I have some beaver skins layin around here doin nothin besides takin up space. They were rejected by the auction guy last Spring