Cynical, is that what I am

Sippin a coffee out here, was tellin dog, dog, maybe I am a tightwad, I just cannot see spending money on mealworms when I know nature will work for me just fine.

A little song for ya

Yeah, hey! What you talkin’ about?

I read it in the paper today,
Two cats howlin’ ’til the break of day.
Up on the back fence, they’re makin’ a play;
One stepped across the line, the other blew him away.

Up in the morning, down the road ‘n I’m gone;
Been with my sweetie, we was up all night long.
My head is throbbin’, man I gotta find a song,
The radio depress me, tell me what’s goin’ on?

[CHORUS:]
Headlines, screamin’ everywhere I go;
Headlines, like I really want to know;
Headlines, gotta million ways to say,
Another crazy day, Headlines.

I saw it on the 6:30 news,
Some freakin’ deacon wearin’ military shoes;
He’s mad at me, buddy, he’s mad at you,
He’s gonna drop the Big One and there’s nothin’ I can do.

See, there’s nothing I can do for those IDIOTS

Thinking next time I drive by that house with the ukriane flag, I’m just stop and honk until they come out, it’s then I display the American eagle (middle finger)

which faster than the russian bird