A Christmas pinky promise

Sipping my coffee, was thinking about that black bear getting after the so-called keeper, black bear and Odin, much the same

The dog breeds with the strongest jaw pressure include the Kangal, which has a bite force of about 743 PSI, and the Bandog, with a bite force of 730 PSI. Other notable breeds are the Cane Corso at 700 PSI.

The black bear has a bite force of approximately 700 kg/cm², which is strong enough to break bones, I can wind him up rather easy, winding him down was trial and error, I found out the hard way, saying biscuit.

works every time. Give me that G’damn ball we’re done.

Sips coffee, about the pinky promise, some background, Cody, about a 90-pound Shepard wasn’t my dog to begin with, he was a pirate’s dog, no shit, his mom was reading a book about pirates when she was carrying him, named the baby after a pirate from the book. Cody drowned as a pup, the pirate worked him till he came back, he just wasn’t the same after drowning, forever stuck in 4 month mode. Cody got kicked out of the township they were living in, the pirate told the judge who wanted to put Cody down for being a public nuisance, told him Chance will take the dog, I did.

I’ll tell ya right now, Women raised children, Men somehow, we watch them/babysit them, just the way it is. The wifey had to work a Christmas, which left me to cook and keep an on the muchkin of 5. Did up a 10-pound ham, with the pineapple and glove and glaze,. About 20 minutes before she walked in the door, that G’damn Cody, took the ham off the counter, I heard the kid yellin daddy daddy!, His was behind counch just chomping away on my G’damn ham with tail wagging. I pulled him out by the tail, fingers up his nose prying his face off my ham.

What was 10 pounds was now about 6, lookin at the kid, Pinky promise, took the ham washed all slobber off, kid picked up the trail of pineapple, rinced everything good, sissors to trim up the ham, pineapple back on and in the oven. Standing by the oven she walked just as I opened the oven, poking it where teeh marks were, she looking at , I think it’s dead, you poked it enough, yeah, it’s dead.

Generally speaking, Men surface clean, Women do the deep clean, following Spring I heard I found glove and dried up pineapple behind the couch, well I didn’t put there, I’m going fishin, out the door I went with the kid and Cody.

As ma said make due with what ya got, cause that’s all you got

so that’s what I did

If people don’t like you, it’s ok, you only need be concerned if dogs don’t like you

then it’s time for some self-reflection.