Stright up Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Sipping my coffee, used manners for the heading, sayin “THAT”S FUCKED UP man” isn’t a good way to start a conversation, although the word fuck was used in the conversation… a lot I got this call from a Brother Marine, not doing to well, in the hospital, this guy been married to same Woman for 30 some years, got to his room, just him, not lookin good at all, where’s your wife? he looks at me, she’s on vacation, what?!! yeah man, she’s in Paris, what the fuck is she doin in Paris, she’s on vacation spending my money with that sister of hers. 1000 bucks a day.

That’s fucked up man

sent me some pictures she did, this is some building

that’s the Louve man

what?

a fucking muesuim

I didn’t know they had a pyramid in France

well you do now, thanks to your wife

Chance, you think they are over there gold-digging

I didn’t say nothin, just lookin as you are…wtf, hanging out with frogs

sent me the mona lisa as if I wanna look at her

yaknow bonehead, if you look closely,

there’s a L and V in her left eye

how you know that?

because I fucking know stuff

He’s rotting from the inside, internals are shutting down, I left him with a hurting smile. Back in truck, was thinkin, if some young Marine asks me for advice, it would be this. Listen up, find yourself a small and medium breasted Woman like Venus De Milo

that way you get closer to her heart, forget the big boobs Marine, there’s a name for such women, they are known as Dependplatapusses, they hang out around military bases. Driving up the road, Billy Joel came mind, it’s then I started wonder just how bad ma’s side of family really was, thay all lived to their late 90’s, most being Centurions

being the Son of mom

How did the song go… oh yeah