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Category: DIY

  • That’s the plan Grandfather

    That’s the plan Grandfather

    For those who may not know, there’s a difference between face paint & WAR paint. Black can viewed 2 ways, DEATH or the western direction. Today, we focus on the latter, not the former. A little something to keep in mind.

    I have taken birds from the sky, fish from the river and lake, I have taken beasts from the forest, I have trampled where the caterpillar has walked, when I return to the good earth, I will nourish the life that follows mine in whatever form it may be.

    Thought I parked the truck in a safe place, only to find a seagull left a healthy SPLAT! on the truck, seagull crap is the worst on paint. Thumbing through one of my books, seeing this recipe, it falls short of my needs.

    Duck breast, who the hell talks like that, when everyone is thinking the same thing, duck titty. People really should speak proper. I don’t buy parts of chicken, only whole chicken, green spots on chicken, sure sign that chicken wasn’t healthy, probably why you can buy parts of chicken, cut off the bad, keep the good right?. I don’t think so. The plan is ratdog, I have 3 whole chickens, taken the wings off each one and smoke’m with SBR Sause, I gonna sit out and eat them infront of the seagulls, you know, just so they can see what I’m capable of G’damnit.

    Sips coffee, ratdog, it seems like every five to 15 years the medical/dietary experts are forced to admit “So yeah okay the stuff we’ve been telling you all this time was a complete and total lie that someone just outright paid us to tell. But you still have to believe everything else we’re saying because if you don’t you’re an anti-science moron.

    Listen-up experts, stay away from my plate.

  • Wesson oil

    Wesson oil

    I’ve been informed, some of us enjoy sunny 80 degree weather, I betcha if they used some Wesson oil, they get pretty perfect tan lines

    Something that’s been in craw, seems I gotta stuff all frigging time, one thing you gotta understand about yoops, we don’t like explaining stuff, so I figure ya’ll do it purpose just to get my goat. An example needed, see that rock with rope, people probably thinking what the hell that suppose to be. Good thing I’m to once again,, explain stuff, I don’t need no stinking weatherperson to tell me what the weather outside, which happens where I am with a coffee and ratdog.

    Deadly accurate

    It’s probably a good thing I don’t a teevee station that fills up time with dumbass commercials to match the dumbasses on the teevee, like weatherpeople. But if I did, ohh you’d my commericals. They’d filled with all kinds good info with a touch history tossed in because I’m nice like that.

    Whoever built this, needs to be taken out behind shed, wasting time foolishness.

    One of my younger brothers got his hand slapped while in a Woolworth store while she said that, “you don’t waste money on foolishness”. Cheapass balsawood. Was a couple of days, she got old sheet, we got sticks, sturdy ones, (inserts a thought about kite string, nope , don’t remember buying kite string), No need to when thier plenty of conduit in the fish house at the dock.

    No powerlines or trees in the front yard, She’d make windsocks with leaders from the tacklebox, send them up! Whoever owns this one, probably some rich kid,

    Word of caution, don’t ever tell me, tyemeupand do what you want” Being a Man of my word, I’ll do just that G’damnit.

    A mental note of sorts

  • Beans

    Beans

    After seeing John’s meat counter, no need wonder why I think of Beans, bullets & bandages, you really think if Trump wins, the left is gonna him just waltz in there. And because I have manners, notice the heading, I was gonna put shit happens, step over it < manners. The other day, the Dan-knee came out here, no hi chance, no how you doing, none of standard greetings or salutations. He got out an started in bitching and using the Lord’s name vain. After about a minute me standing there with coffee, Dan-knee I said after sipping a coffee, SLO FUCK THE DOWN MAN, there’s babies in these woods. I was a bit irritated, he said it bounced , ran off.

    I toldja it’ll take about year to clean the house out, just me. Was in the relics room, behind the oak barrel used for storing pickles back in day, found some silverware. Nothing fancy, just looks fancy, sliverplated. The size you’d find in a salad bowl with a spoon, which was there also. Worked great for those sausages the other day, I could stab 3 at a time no problem. Shame ole bernie the laziest communist ever, (getting kicked of a dirty-hippie commune, that like really lazy wasn’t here. With that salad fork in hand , at the ready, Barnie, take what you think is your fair shae, I triple dog-dare you.

    Walking by John’s meat-counter without so much as glancing.

    Though I would share some of the REAL DEAL Am I rich, fuckno, once a year Fast Freddy an go in buying a whole cow, asked Fast freddy once, ” what’s favorite movie man” Dr. Strangelove, ” you being Air Force I can understand that”. Same with pork, that’s a different farmer. I did mention Shit happens,step over it. Think back, ever have ground balogna with pickles and mayo, you know,food of the rich & famous. Notice how pink the balogna you buy in stores, that’s nitrate. Making homemade balogna, I don’t use nitrates, my body is a temple, my temple G’damnit. Cricketpaste, not no, but Hell no, ever see cricket legs, no meat on them. 10 pounds of pork/beef mix, without the cherry jello for coloring. So let me hear it now, whine

    (the balogna don’t look like it suppose to)

    it’ll be smoked at 120 boosting the temp up slo 150/160 until the internal temp reaches 155, 152 is acceptable, 155 to satisfy me. You gotta be careful when handing meat, science man, lots of science involved.

    Making bologna spread with pickles mind you, I’ll add some cherry dust for color to stop the whinnying.

    Found some Mason jars, with rubber gaskets new, still thier boxes, I can freeze-dry the 6 pound of real butter, naaa, I’ll can the stuff using those old jars, garlic butter, honey-butter, Looking at stuff, I could probably get some funds for them, where’s the fun in that.

    It’s Friday, how about some Warrant

  • BYPASS OIL FILTER

    BYPASS OIL FILTER

    Can a BYPASS FILTER Eliminate Oil Changes and make you OIL SUPER Clean?

    Engine Oil Bypass Filtration can prolong the life of your engine oil and prolong the life of your engine! I’m installing this Amsoil Bypass Filtration System on my 2006 LBZ Duramax, and I am never changing the oil unless the Oil Analysis Lab tells me that I need to.

    There are plenty of scientific studies and research that show the benefits of bypass filtration in large diesel engines (see references below), so lets see if it really helps, and if it really makes sense on your average diesel pickup truck. Will the oil last longer? Will engine wear be reduced? Will it be worth the cost?

  • Top of the game

    Top of the game

    Sipping coffee out here… is that where we are, at the top the game, not sure being at the top is a good thing, see what I mean, they were all at the top of the game, look what happened to those people.

    I’d buy a teevee if only ancient nascar was brought back, why not, those in power want the streets to run red with blood

    Actually I’m working hard here, soaking porkbelly before the magic box does it’s thing. Soaking pull out salt, no one likes salty bacon.

    Keep that bacon in mind, I got call on the landline, yes landlines are still a thing around, Sammie said she’s coming over, ohh ok. I wouldn’t say she’s a Ginger or Maryann

    Naaa, she’s more along the lines of Patty

    “I want a sheath of this” you do eh, how’s it’s feel to want 🙂 She’s a good Woman, she’s the one who I did 55 pounds of ribs 30 pounds of lake trout for a Viking themed wedding. “what’s that about?”. that?, Navyman lived door to my mother called, wanting something flashy for his wedding university, should empress Lisa 🙂 with that on his hat/ shirt/grilling apron. Waiting on call back, if the font ok, junk cork.

    She told me that the BEE-man was at that wedding, I didn’t see him, I really see him in Fall or sometimes in winter, he takes his bees all over the country pollenating crops, which is pretty cool. She told her and Bee-man are starting up making Mead. Gonna get rich? doubt it, having fun, yeah. Asked about my new sign at the end of my road.

    Think Red flag laws Sammie, some STUPID parents have now been convicted for what their kid with a firearm. We used to hold the individual responsible for thier actions, now we hold society responsible.

    There’s a video out there, I won’t post it, is it pig or is it something else.

    There’s a line in film I’ll have to ask Navyman while Lisa is in earshot 🙂

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eZo6CiyM8Q

    Now excuse me, I have bacon to make while thinking why I eat cows, they like messing with my leather, which usta be their hide, that part don’t matter

  • From the perch

    From the perch

    First things first, I probably should apologize, I forget that saying Fuck!, offends some people, well ok I will, sorry fuckers. I’ve mentioned before that I shot the teevee and for good reason.

    Bad trees produce bad fruit ain’t that right mika mika mika

    Don’t piss on my leg mika,then tell me it’s raining

    I know what a Reichstag fire looks like

    Notice the only secured document in d.c. is the Epstein client list

    Some real talk for real people

    The geese are returning, that’s welcome sight and sound, started snowing in early October, snow on the ground still. “The long days” will be here soon enough, sips coffee…. now that all the statues have been removed, gotta wonder if anyone’s Life is better for it.

    Over medicated, under educated, it’s how they like the people.

    Smell that?

    that’s no Mcribb, hell, is that stuff even real meat, hell I don’t know, I like my body to much to put such choke – n- puke stuff into it.

    Remembering that inflation is transitory, at today’s prices, this what ya do, get together with like minded people, chip in a few bucks, think of as Man’s version of Stone soup.

  • Yeah, I got some time

    Yeah, I got some time

    People say stupid stuff like, I misspoke or you took that out of context, no, I’m just say it like it is, without the feelies, I’ll show ya what I mean, take the WITLESS for an example:

    Gov. bitchmer proclaims March 11 to April 9 as the month of Ramadan in Michigan, what she really said was the Ramadan Bomb-Athon has now began, get your scorecards ready.

    Sherriff Grady, he’s the kinda guy you’d want at your fire, tells it as it is, I like that

    give him 5 minutes of your time.

    The time I was talking about, my butcher buddy said my order was ready, ” hea man, what kind deal is that!”. Chance, you know what the cost of meat is these days, “well yeah so you pass the cost onto the consumer eh ” well yeah. Not his fault.

    you can file this picture under

    Beans”

    not bullets or bandages

    He actually gave me decent price so no complaining really, giving him hard time, of course.

    Speaking of giving a hard time,

    you think I give Women a hard time? Naa, not really, more like, gotta be cruel to be kind right fellas

    You that her a earned a hard time 🙂

    Who needs to to do HARD TIME, all those who let this demon into our country, knowing who and what he is

    Bronson is due for a new couch so I was told, he’s a rescue, Ratdog is a rescue

    All is not lost some

    Christian language for you

    1 Corinthians 13:13

    So be of good cheer

    the music hasn’t died yet

  • Off to the rodeo

    Off to the rodeo

    I was sipping a coffee while telling the ratdog as was switching out a blade

    File under Man Rules

    dog, there’s some things that shouldn’t be done, an example of what I speak, unless one is with a broken body like Govenor Abbot, you never shake hands with another Man sitting down.

    Hairy eyeball to Hairy eyeball

    Stick with me here, you’ll understand.

    Couple years ago I built a smoker, works just as it was intended to think of all the time, effort and scrounging the woodworker’s junk woodpile I did to build it.

    Just because you can do something, doesn’t always mean you should

    Colossal Biosciences, a biotechnology company based in Dallas, announced Wednesday that it has produced a line of Asian elephant stem cells that can be coaxed to transform into other types of cells needed to reconstruct the extinct giant — or at a least a mammoth-like elephant designed to thrive in the cold.

    “It’s probably the most significant thing so far in the project,” said George Church, a Harvard geneticist and Colossal co-founder. “There are many steps in the future.”

    For proponents, bringing back vanished animals is a chance to correct humanity’s role in the ongoing extinction crisis.

    Weren’t we told, cow farts would kill us all.

    Walking through my woods, my first thought would be those Sonsofbitches, 2nd, those ignoramuses, MANMOUTHS migrate you fools.

    It’ll be good death for one of us beastie

    (don’t ask so I don’t have to tell lies)

    Taking that beastie wouldn’t be easy while thinking, them sonsofbitches, gonna make me build a bigger smoker. Having to contend with the wolves around here, you know those jackasses once they figure out they’ll need a natural enemy for the WOLLY

    they’ll reintroduce the cave lion for population control like they did with the wolf, bring the wolf to control the deer= less payout by the insurance companies.

    We’ll deal with them to

    Get some Get some

    Ohh what’s bunch up to

    Humans could become extinct unless we change sex as we know it

    The humble Y chromosome may seem simple, but it’s responsible for determining the male sex.

    And the bad news… It’s degenerating in humans and may disappear in a few million years, which could lead to our extinction.

    That is, some experts warn, unless we evolve a new sex gene. Fast.

    Were you put on this earth to like everyone, I know for fact I wasn’t put here to like everyone because I fact checked it,

    I highly dislike EXPERTS

    Being absurd to point out their absurdity is what, it’s cheap entertainment, mocking them, evil hates to be mocked, well that’s why I do it 🙂 at every opportunity.

  • Round2it

    Round2it

    That’s exaclty what I told Smithy when he dropped off some homemade knives, wanting sheaths for them, I was busy doing something else for someone else.

    For those who don’t know what a round2it is, I’ll help you out

    Without even looking at him I did say, ” tourist season already?”. No, but soon, “great, just frigging great, I’ll be hearing some Tourron drowning in the lake because they thought they could handle the undertow”. Tour-ron , they are a special breed, a cross between a tourist and a MORON.

    Smithy does well with knives

    While watching this, wasn’t my time, Grant did come to mind

    This is it, who’ll come to help US if/when the time arrives

    It’s Super Tuesday

    this guy should help those who don’t or refuse to understand the situation the country in.

    Righteous Anger on display

    Here’s a thought: instead of working on artificial intelligence, maybe we should do something about natural STUPITY. Seeing the emblem on the uniform, you can view this 2 ways

    Fruit punch or welcome to Russia

    Admit it, while your driving and this song comes on the radio, your mood changes then you reach for the volume knob. Me, I can made holes in leather to the beat.

    Looks pretty good

  • Boy, I say boy!

    Boy, I say boy!

    Pay attention when I’m talking to you,

    Found something which caused many ” reminders”

    When your parents or Grandparents tried to tell you of their history, and you didn’t care because it didn’t interest you at the time, and now you wish you had written down what they had said. Was a bit different for me, she was doing her own bills the month before she went home. Her mind was sharp, doing bills, remember, when done always have a glass of wine because you earned it, and it’ll calm you down. Many of the stories she talked about I have on video, all sorts of stories on all topics. Recalling the time lil sis came home from school, having the curls cut in back before talking school pictures, still angered her, a little Indian girl with straight hair wanted curls only to have them cut. Ohh was she hot, still. All kinds of stories. Opened a sewing basket, ” could hear her saying still from when I was a kid, ” when there is nothing, you find ways to make due with what you do have. As a child herself, she didn’t have dolls that you bought at a store, there were no stores, spoke of a family who sold sauerkraut for 10 cents a soup ladel full, well if you didn’t have the 10 cents you didn’t sauerkraut.

    A bit of material and a clothespin she talked of making dolls with gramma, that box was full of her dollies

    That dollie is a good representation of hard times, I speak of 2-fers, her lil dollie could still be used for drying clothes. Not so different from your firearm, Self-defense and putting food upon the table. The depression,2 World Wars, Korea, Nam Iraq, Afghanistan, even Ukraine, her taxes funded them all. What she get in return? sadness.

    There’s a saying Marines know well

    ” We do so much with so little, pretty soon we’ll do everything with nothing”

    Something else Marines know full well

    Before the Marines, there was ma