And to think I was told ” you’re crazy” to which I responded, yeah well it was you who decided to get the bike. The conversation was about me shooting the teevee, outside after I dragged it out. Trust in media? that went away decades ago.
If you don’t wanna lose IQ points, don’t watch this
you been warned
I cannot tell you the circumstance leading up this, Linda did come to mind
Right now as I type this, a Brother Marine yesterday had a big chunk of his lung removed, he’s resting is all I know today, this I know, FJB and ALL ILLEGALS and those who opened the border
Told his wifey, put him on the phone, for once shut and listen, I said I’d take fishing on the lake, I cannot do that with you in a bed, rest up and heal, Semper-fi Brother
Thats a song from the album Zombies, John Fogerty, that whole album is worth a listen
John Mellencamp Issues Forceful Statement About Gun Violence: ‘Show America the Carnage’, that’s right Johnny boy, show the carnage that happens on the road every G’damn day.
A black Chrysler sedan reportedly struck a northbound gray Subaru SUV from behind, causing the Subaru to veer off the roadway, down the embankment and into Lake Superior. The driver of the Chrysler got out of his vehicle only to have a third vehicle, a blue Saturn sedan, hit the Chrysler, which in turn struck the Chrysler’s driver standing nearby, according to police.
Fly the friendly skies, what for, so I can have G’damn maggots fall on my head, thank you but no
Take those John Lennon glasses off Johnny boy
What’s this B.S
An Extreme Ice Age That Froze Earth 700 Million Years Ago – Scientists Now Know Why
I really don’t give one G’damn Iota why the earth froze 700 million years ago, I got 6 inchs of new snow night which made the snow I got 2 days ago old snow, beleive you me, there’s plenty I would take their boots and tellem…. start walking.
You Robbie Robertson is smiling, so you should to
Enough headlines, I’m burnt out on headlines, how about a story, you people seem to like my stories, this story will have two parts. First some background on the writing desk. Lil sis wanted the desk, Life didn’t work out that way.
Ever bring your report card home and have to show your ma the grades, while dad was sitting in the background close by, of course you did. ” A- & B+’s all the way down, she’d look and say” you can do better” which I almost always said,
I know
Dad would cover his smile with his hand.
An early view I had and still do, there’s two ways to go through Life, you can Kick ass or kiss ass.
Anyways, these two were friends of my folks, the dude own a car lot, dad never bought a car, always a truck, and always in winter, look at the trucks buried in snow, if it starts, he bought it. He always had good luck with the trucks he did buy. His wifey, I’m telling right now, that lady could sing, didn’t matter if was some jazzie number or Sunday music, she was like a meadowlark. Well one Christmas eve they were over visiting, I was about 11/12, and she called me over, So I got up went over to her, she was about 5’8 and the heels, an inch taller, standing under the mistletoe she wrapped arms around me, face buried in her chest, full motorboat she went, beat me half to death with her boobs, Happy Birthday Chancy, everyone was laughing while I could barely breath.
One thing leads to another, so be mindful of that. Ma seen what her friend did, was a bout week later, calls me in, “you sit at the table and this book, if you have any questions ask me”. Wasn’t a big read,
about 20 minutes worth. I remmber sayin, Ma, I got a question. She came in, standing behind me, ” of all the children, you have have a children, what is it”, in her matter of tone. Ma, says right here, girls are suppose to be fresh and clean and boys should know everything about sex before they get married, ” that’s right, so what your question?”. What are boys suppose to practice on ( first word to come to mind was goats), so I said goats? She knocked me right out of the chair onto the floor.”Get outside, get out now”. We never have another Mom and son sex talk after that.
Some extra stuff Taking care of things at the house, there’s a little saying about how Women make things better.
Build a Woman a house, she’ll make it home
Give her a bag of grocerys, she’ll make you a meal
Give her seed, she’ll give you a child
Give her a hard time, She’ll give you a tone of shit
A great library has something in it that will absofuckinglutely piss of everyone, equally! When they first floated the idea of mixing a food source with an energy source, what a dumb idea,
unless your motive was greed.
Amagine being an 11 year old girl, with having food on the table and hearing news reports about a far away place. Gramma had a garden, grampa was good hunter down around the Cumberland Gap. She shared many stories, down the road some she spoke of a family, family of 3, she went over there to play with that girl, when supper came around, the mom put a carrot on the table, that’s all they had to eat. She also told of that family got scarlet fever. Some people came around later on and burned the house down with the bodies still in it. No one had seen the family for weeks prior, they did hang a sign about the fever outside so people knew to stay away. Terrible dreams for a long time she had. I know many stories from here side of the family many of them, most of them are about hard times.
Watching WEAK men create Hardtimes should piss you off , it does me.
You and yours are the carbon they want to reduce
Holodomor
While hearing this fella, a scene came to mind, in the film April morning, the father played by Tommy Lee Jones was asked by his son, “why you always so hard on me, always riding me?”.
Tommy Lee holding a pitchfork, leans on it and says
Because I won’t always be here
Here’s a 2-fer for ya, expensive? what the hell isn’t expensive these days
Put your money where your mouth is, blueberries on sale, what the hell you gonna do with that many blueberries? Surely within your group the cost and the berries can shared.
I was telling the ratdog, yaknow dog, I’m a hero of sorts, yeah, there was this cow farting to much, destroying the enviro, so I turned it into jerky.
While you drool, wanting some, chew on this:
The reporter see this as entitlement. I see this as a military threat.
That’s not coming from a beggar who thinks he should get a handout. That’s coming from a warrior who is planning on slitting your throat.
You had better start wrapping your head around the idea that fighting men are crossing our border. They didn’t come here for a handout. They are here to rape and kill and soon enough you are going to find out who they are.
This warrior is right in telling the reporter that he is not smart enough to understand who he is. The reporter is not smart enough. I pray to God that you are smart enough to know who he is. I did make mention of what she said, she wasn’t wrong.
Some stuff is worth more knowing than other stuff
That doesn’t mean the other stuff is worth knowing, such as
Male bees die after mating, that is basically their life
I summarize for those in the back eating breakfast
Was a cancellation at VA, translation: I drove down got in. I cannot be the only one, front door, big ass sign looking as that posted picture. My face probably always has the same expression with matching feels seeing that sign
I feel so naked, rules are rules but still yaknow.
Yaknow, when you walk back outta there it’s a good day why? because on the upper floors, there are brothers who never leave Oscar G. They don’t get to see the water or trees, just a sterile envion. No use having empty hands. Spend 20.00 bucks, go up to the donation desk, drop off a model, it’ll make a brother happy & cut down on lobby time.
No atta boys needed, just brothers looking after each other
Yaknow what they say, business before pleasure, well, with the business taken care of 🙂 Made a stop where the mama bear works, (she hunts bear with her hubby), ” Chance you have any jerky on you, I’m hungry” Well yeah, pulled a bag out she few pieces. She introduces me to a new worker, greetings and stuff (manners) Not being bashful the young lady says ” I like jerky, my dad makes jerky” Mama bear says ” Chance’s jerky is magical”. She’s about this age, thinking she’s from the MTU, no metal in the face, dressed proper, talking intelligently. I can see why mama bear brought her on board.
She put some in her mouth ripped a peice, started chewing, I’ve seen this before so I’ll discribe it for ya. First there was some, mmm then MMMM, then I noticed her eyes rolled back just alittle bit while her eyelashes fluttered some with more MMMMMMMMMMM. Mama bear says ” toldja” She ripped another chunk off and started in on that MMMMMMM, Mama bear I said I betcha thats best mouthgasm she’s had in while, ” it seems so Chance”. The young lady says ” you come in a lot?”. When I need to, it’s a drive. She looks at mama bear and says, ” my dad makes jerky but nothing like this” Mama bear I gotta go, and nice meeting you, nothing like leaving a lady smiling and wanting more. How good it it? well there’s one or on here that’s got some in the mail, they’ll tell ya. I cause mouthgasms.
Don’t know what this day brings, I do know this, coffee will be involved.
I may be chronologically gifted, ain’t no way he was singing about me,
no way
“I got kicked off of Noah’s Ark I turn my cheek to unkind remarks There was two of everything But one of me
And when the rains came tumbling down I held my breath, and I stood my ground And I watched that ship go sailing Out to sea”
First off, who ya gonna trust, me
or this bunch
Nearly 7,000 pounds of raw ground beef is being recalled from multiple Midwestern states, including Michigan, because of potential E. coli contamination, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service. Valley Meats, based in Coal Valley Illinois.
Stick with what yaknow, as we all know, my guesses are far better then any leftist scumbags facts, you will smile , for proof, I offer this:
See tolja, gonna trust me
It’s snowing out here, sideways mind you, I figure its climate change, why not, everything else is
Sipping a coffee (toldja) looking at the lake, she has a cold bluish/gray look about her, wondering al gorleeroni likes canada.
Biden break: aka, biden voter
On a more serious note a video memory of sorts
I know young fella, an IED found him in Helmand Province, being slapped in the face in face while hearing ” this is all your fault”, came back rather banged up and down in the dumps about life in general. ” What ya gonna do sit in your house and mope while being pumped full scripts from the VA, thats what ya gonna do, I think so let’s go, get on the fucking boat, there’s a ramp, you be fine. And fine he is, got family of own now, still doing the dad thing, doing it right
shoulda seen ole ratdog take off after a rabbit, moves pretty good for being 14 years old, I figure it’s my cooking, being out his wild side 🙂
An opportunity has presented itself, I on that like stink on pond. The owner of ODIN says he needs a safe haven for a few days of Odin, whatever virus that’s been hurting/killing the dogs across the country, where they normally kennel Odin, 5 cases have been detected there. I told’em, so if I understand correctly, I’m plan B, never Plan A, that about right? ” ahh yeah”. Well, least I made your itinerary. This is really about the ratdog, thinking he’s got some form of PTSD. This is a good representation of him before:
a happy dog
Now he just mopes around, no toy interest, nothin besides whinning. still looking for her, ” dog, you gotta let her go man, gotta let her go”. If people say they don’t talk to thier animals, they are lairs of the lowest form.Never been in this situation before with animal, it’s an odd thing. Motor Mike, yeah, Motor Mike, rides a nice dresser, she met him at a rummage some years ago, been friends ever since. A foot note of sorts, she never had problems from anyone on the street, being an antique with a little dog, some have problems with crime and stupid shit, she never did, I suppose seeing 6 or 10 motorcycles in the drive was a great deterrent. anyways, Motor Mike offered to take ratdog after her passing, thanks man but he’s mine now. Called him up explained the situation, without hesitation, ” ohh hell yeah” Maybe getting away from me for few days he’ll be back to his normal, kinda like this
A minder for humankind, it’s that of year
Now about the ODIN!, his face with be looking as this if I try putting Christmas ears on him, first he’ll be like the Hell you say. then commence to eat them.
Odin likes the woods, what I won’t do is chase his down sounding like this
Just honk the truck horn, he’ll come running, he doesn’t like to left alone. His nickname is Big dummy 🙂
Odin don’t mind firearms,
a partridge in a pear tree eh, I got your partridge here!
I know now why she said in an antique shop ” what the hell is wrong with you”. I had to stop taking to such places to avoid situations where she’d make the individual feel like 2 cents waitin on change. ” That is not an antique, we still use that for Christ’s sake”. Ma, lets go. The other day had this lookie-loo stop over, told him, you sit there I’ll be back, (not sure how many coffee pots a woman needs, she probably thought in terms of guns, if you know how many you have, you don’t have enough). This one will work, got the coffee on the boil, working just fine, then I hear ” I’ll buy that”
After telling him no the second time, I just said GET OUT, GET OUT NOW. It wasn’t the offer I found irritating, it his nasally voice, he lasted 10 minutes, 15 at the most.
Along the same vain of sorts, kinda sorta and somewhat. Were you ever crossed-trained in subjects shall we say. She wasn’t no doctor, but she all kinds of doctoring stuff, bust some ribbs, crawling home expecting some motherly nurturing only to get a whack in the back the head with the ring turned to add, added discomfort. ” I told you never go down there, what’s wrong with you taking your shirt off” You not taking me to the hospital? ” what the hell for, they ain’t going do anything different then what I gonna do” She wrapped me up. One of my brothers got a nasty cut on his forearm, she stitched him up with upholstery thread, he healed up just fine.
Some medical stuff:
Looking at coffee specifically, the researchers reported that “habitual consumption of 1 or more cups of coffee per day was associated with about a 10% decrease in risk of COVID-19 compared to less than 1 cup/day.” This effect seems to be due to the nutritional benefits of coffee. Doing laundry is like a necessary evil, say you in field and you come to me whining about some minor ailment, see me wearing leather, don’t fret, I hate doin laundry, wiping off blood and stuff is easier than trying to remove blood stains outta white, besides I’m saving the planet from grey water.
Like ma, I ain’t no doctor, but I have alot of doctoring gizmos, you be fine
I was looking at something, reminded of someone, G. Chris. He got some schooling with the G.I bill, when a degree ment something. Went to his place a few times, tagging along with dad, G. Chris wasn’t very good at poker, looking towards the gun cabinet. Always thought G. Chris was rich, nice car, beautiful shack, just thought he and his woman was rich. Was over there one time, spotted a can on a little shelf in a corner of his kitchen. Asked him about it.
” it’s all I could afford while going to school, that and macaroni”.
He didn’t say much about it after that, he lose another hand at cards.
Opened this box which was buried.
She made dolls as kid, when you don’t have anything, make it.
People think it’s hard now, wait till there is nothing.
Ever get beat in the head with wisdom?.
” you want something, earn it, work for it, you’ll take care of it and appreciate it so much more, if you don’t have the money for it, then you don’t need it right now, save for it”.
Medical stuff :
It’s probably some sort of OSHA haszard these days in a pinch, something to keep in mind
And in this corner… Ratdog!
Odin stopped by, first thing he did inhale ratdog’s food and washed it down with ratdog’s water.
104 pounds of Mastiff and lab, whose tail is like a whip, if it’s beating like a drum, you be fine, if not, well you’re a problem that must be dealt with.
Squeakers are a problem
About an hour later after Odin left, Ratdog came out of hiding with the look of ” is that monster gone”. Ratdog you’re fine, Thinking of Ratdog’s wellbeing, I was telling I have a Janome HD3000 leather sewing machine, and I have some serval, Ratdog, you’ll be styling, staying warm and even Odin will be thinking WTF is that. Why buy when I can make stuff. Some batting, velcro, maybe some danglies, like bear claws.
Until then Ratdog, the electric blanket will have to do
